Sundial

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘We have reason to suspect that you can’t afford to live around here.’

Suspect

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Pretend to take this from me — we’ll CGI in the actual trophy later’

Award

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve invented gay marriage.’

Cavemen

22 February 2014 9:00 am

Baby Cowell’s first word

Cowell

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you tried not watching EastEnders?’

Counsellor

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Sir, you’re distracting the other passengers.’

Disturbing

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Talk dirty to me, Miss Bracewell.’

Dirty

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘The Bronze Age has well and truly arrived.’

Bronze

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid it’s more bad news regarding your home — you’ve got squatters.’

Squatters

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey, pre-internet porn...how quaint.’

Porn

22 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I think the fish wants to go out.’

Fish

22 February 2014 9:00 am

Prayer

22 February 2014 9:00 am

Reigning

22 February 2014 9:00 am

The corridors of power

Corridors

22 February 2014 9:00 am

Court

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Would madam care to take advantage of our Help to Buy scheme?’

Models

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Tea

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Good cat.’

Twitter

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Smoking

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Marcel — we need to talk!’

Marcel

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Sorry, darling, but I’ve decided you’re not genetically suitable to be part of a breeding programme, so I’m going to chop you up and feed you to the lions.’

Chop

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Ducks

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Spaceship in a bottle

Spaceship

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Let’s play doctors and health tourists.’

Doctors

15 February 2014 9:00 am