‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’

Sochi

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’

Cry

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You could try scratchcards…’

Financial

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Kong

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Queen

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘They’ll only eat food the government wants to ban.’

Food

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Shall I be Mother Superior?’

Nun

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing…’

Viewers

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hairs on the couch.’

Cat

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Saatchi vs Taki duel

Duel

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Kiev

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Ugh! Have you seen the number of cats on the internet?’

Cats

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Frack

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You’ve been smoking, haven’t you? Your clothes reek of fresh air.’

Smoking

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a general rule of thumb for this part of London — if you can’t read the “for sale” sign you can’t afford the house.’

House

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Neighbourhood

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Opposites attract.’

Attraction

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Omg

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh great — now nobody’s going to believe this happened.’

Balls

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Ausdisley

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Betty

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a witch hunt.’

Witch

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Jobshare

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘May contain nuts? Can’t you be more definite?’

Squirrel

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Obesity

25 January 2014 9:00 am