Hollande

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Do you have any “Sorry I can’t apologise” cards?’

Card

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Very nouveau leash.’

Dogs

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Bore

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘More and more couples seem to be settling out of court these days.’

Couples

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Internet trolls calling you fat and ugly? Big deal — fashion magazines have been calling their readers that for decades.’

Trolls

25 January 2014 9:00 am

The Wife of Sisyphus

Wife

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Catflap

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Ugh! There are poor people living in our house.’

Children

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Lion

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘We apologise for the late arrival of your Christmas present.’

Trains

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Scum

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Fifteen targeting errors in a row. I just can’t find the weak link’

Rockets

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Nights

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Horse

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Zombie

18 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh, nothing’s wrong — I just thought there would be a few more people up here.’

Heaven

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Bottles

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Barrister

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Army

18 January 2014 9:00 am

‘I’d rather be at the Elysée Palace.’

Hollande

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Flash

18 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’

Sherlock

18 January 2014 9:00 am

‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’

Date

18 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Am I right in thinking that this is the first time you’ve done tagging, Gary?’

Tagging

18 January 2014 9:00 am