‘I want you to tick all the boxes’

Tick

29 March 2014 9:00 am

Referendum

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Your starter, sir.’

Starter

22 March 2014 9:00 am

War

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s outrageous the way the British cabinet’s been invaded by Old Etonians.’

Etonians

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ll pay you 0 per cent extra to dress up as a nurse.’

Bondage

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘I thought I’d get up early. Got a lot of worrying to get through.’

Worry

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Ignore Barry. He’s a born attention-seeker.’

Attention

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Bonus

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Farage

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Ukraine

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Litter

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘I can’t give you any money until it’s been approved by our members.’

Holdup

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Women

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Damn

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Takeaway

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you tried throwing it out and getting a new one?’

Helpline

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s been brought to my attention that you’ve been breaking your vow of silence.’

Silence

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘...yes...head of diversity...’

Diversity

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘By “over the top” we mean charge the enemy, not wear an extravagant costume.’

Top

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Botox means never having to show you’re sorry.’

Botox

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s the anger management counsellor — she’s furious that you missed your appointment.’

Anger

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey, not too much salt, love!’

Salt

22 March 2014 9:00 am

memo

22 March 2014 9:00 am

mdtable

22 March 2014 9:00 am