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‘I’m going to have to love you, like you on Facebook, connect with you on LinkedIn, follow you on Twitter — and leave you.’

Love

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‘Now that’s a real mullet.’

Mullet

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‘And this is where the snorkelling adventure took a turn for the worse. You may want to look away.’

Snorkelling

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Reversing

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‘They fill the gap left by the chocolate vending machines that we were forced to get rid of — and they make much more profit.’

Machines

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‘You asked to see the cheese board.’

Dairy

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Risk Assessment

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Pension Pot

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Stone Age Selfie

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‘I’ve always loved nice bread then one day I thought, “I know, why don’t I bake my own?”’

Bread

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Drugs

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‘I wish you’d get a job at GCHQ — then you might actually start to listen to me.’

Listen

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‘Apart from your generation’s over-inflated sense of self-worth, what else makes you the best candidate for this vacancy?’

Vacancy

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‘It’s nice, but it’s a little over our price range.’

Box

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‘They’re short-term memory sticks.’

Memory

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‘He moved to the right before he got old.’

Right

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Nanotechnology

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‘This is what I was dreading — not having to fly home.’

Lanzarote

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‘I’d invite you in, but as we’ve already had sex behind the kebab van I don’t see there’s much point.’

Kebab

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‘Don’t wake him up — sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalk

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World

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‘...in the top drawer on your side of the bed, you dumb schmuck!’

Marriage

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Raised by Wolves...

Wolves

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‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’

Bedroom

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‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’

Licence

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