Real life
Real life
Aren’t the police getting younger nowadays — and ruder, and scruffier and more intolerant of middle-class women? In other words,…
Real life
The doctor eyed me suspiciously as I walked into her consulting room. ‘Ye-es?’ she said, nervously, eyeing me up and…
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The doctor eyed me suspiciously as I walked into her consulting room. ‘Ye-es?’ she said, nervously, eyeing me up and…
Real life
Foolishly, I have this wild notion that one day, if the stars align in my favour, I might be able…
Real life
Foolishly, I have this wild notion that one day, if the stars align in my favour, I might be able…
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Andy the tech guy looked delighted when I told him I had done the stupidest thing ever. He is one…
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Andy the tech guy looked delighted when I told him I had done the stupidest thing ever. He is one…
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You can’t always get what you want. And you can never get what you want if you want a phone…
Real life
You can’t always get what you want. And you can never get what you want if you want a phone…
Real life
The ‘I’m Voting For Chuka’ posters in my rich neighbours’ front windows pushed me over the edge. There is nothing…
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The ‘I’m Voting For Chuka’ posters in my rich neighbours’ front windows pushed me over the edge. There is nothing…
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In the seemingly endless search for somewhere nice to live in modern Britain, where parking is not subject to martial…
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‘I suppose,’ said my dad philosophically, ‘I could always vote Green.’ ‘Oh, for goodness sake! Not you as well!’ I…
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As a wise person once said (or if they didn’t, they should have), there is only one thing worse than…
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By and large, I’m not really sure the world is ready for me to join the steering committee of a…
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After I phoned the Aviva call centre for the ten thousandth time, a girl called Adele had to sort it…
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Farewell then, Cobham. You were the place I ran to when the metropolis became too much, and urban life overwhelmed…
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The builder boyfriend has a new girlfriend. I suppose he was bound to move on eventually. I just never thought…
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Darcy was obviously listening to every word I said. After we got back from the ride from hell, in which…
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All was going suspiciously well with the thoroughbred. I suppose it had to be the calm before the storm. I…
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My request to see my medical notes was granted in the end. I honestly don’t know why I wanted to…
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My request to see my medical notes has sparked all-out panic at the GP surgery. ‘What do you mean?’ said…
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Never add up your insurance premiums. I just did and the annual cost of all of them came to more…
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‘Hello, Vodafone customer s…, can I h…you?’ This is typical, I thought. I’m ringing to complain about them charging me…
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‘Orange 1-1-8 thousand how may I help you?’ said the cheerful voice. Carefree as you like, I asked for the…
