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25 February 2016 3:00 pm

The last time I bought a set of tyres in south London I came away not quite knowing whether I…

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20 February 2016 9:00 am

My upstairs neighbours are terribly nice, but too naive to be allowed to renovate their flat in peace. The two…

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18 February 2016 3:00 pm

My upstairs neighbours are terribly nice, but too naive to be allowed to renovate their flat in peace. The two…

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13 February 2016 9:00 am

After the £1,100 quote from the vet in London I drove down the A3 and out the other side of…

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11 February 2016 3:00 pm

After the £1,100 quote from the vet in London I drove down the A3 and out the other side of…

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6 February 2016 9:00 am

If these speed awareness courses get much more entertaining and informative they might become a dangerous incentive to break the…

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4 February 2016 3:00 pm

If these speed awareness courses get much more entertaining and informative they might become a dangerous incentive to break the…

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30 January 2016 9:00 am

My attempt to have a small cyst removed from the spaniel was always going to be fraught with difficulty. My…

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28 January 2016 3:00 pm

My attempt to have a small cyst removed from the spaniel was always going to be fraught with difficulty. My…

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23 January 2016 9:00 am

When in India, I always appal my highly educated tour guides. They despair of me, as they drag me round…

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21 January 2016 3:00 pm

When in India, I always appal my highly educated tour guides. They despair of me, as they drag me round…

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16 January 2016 9:00 am

All disputes are now a clash of rights in which both sides compete to see who has the greatest claim…

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14 January 2016 3:00 pm

All disputes are now a clash of rights in which both sides compete to see who has the greatest claim…

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9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Start at the back and try to pass as many horses as you can,’ said the trainer, as we stepped…

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7 January 2016 3:00 pm

‘Start at the back and try to pass as many horses as you can,’ said the trainer, as we stepped…

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2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Sadly, the world is filled with apathy,’ said my friend, as we looked at our sad little list of conscripts…

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31 December 2015 3:00 pm

‘Sadly, the world is filled with apathy,’ said my friend, as we looked at our sad little list of conscripts…

My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets

12 December 2015 9:00 am

A boyfriend’s for life, not just for Christmas. It’s no good me getting myself a nice cuddly man with whom…

My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

A boyfriend’s for life, not just for Christmas. It’s no good me getting myself a nice cuddly man with whom…

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5 December 2015 9:00 am

Go on, they said. Go on a date. Let your friend fix you up with a nice eligible man. Nothing…

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3 December 2015 3:00 pm

Go on, they said. Go on a date. Let your friend fix you up with a nice eligible man. Nothing…

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The sabs hate us because we’re patriotic, top-rate tax-paying, law-abiding scum

28 November 2015 9:00 am

‘You lot are a disgrace! Chasing after defenceless animals on horseback!’ The bearded anti was on his mountain bike on…

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The sabs hate us because we’re patriotic, top-rate tax-paying, law-abiding scum

26 November 2015 3:00 pm

‘You lot are a disgrace! Chasing after defenceless animals on horseback!’ The bearded anti was on his mountain bike on…

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21 November 2015 9:00 am

I got on a bus. Well, I wasn’t to know, was I? I just saw a bus stop by the…

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19 November 2015 3:00 pm

I got on a bus. Well, I wasn’t to know, was I? I just saw a bus stop by the…