Real life
Real life
If these speed awareness courses get much more entertaining and informative they might become a dangerous incentive to break the…
Real life
My attempt to have a small cyst removed from the spaniel was always going to be fraught with difficulty. My…
Real life
My attempt to have a small cyst removed from the spaniel was always going to be fraught with difficulty. My…
Real life
When in India, I always appal my highly educated tour guides. They despair of me, as they drag me round…
Real life
When in India, I always appal my highly educated tour guides. They despair of me, as they drag me round…
Real life
All disputes are now a clash of rights in which both sides compete to see who has the greatest claim…
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All disputes are now a clash of rights in which both sides compete to see who has the greatest claim…
Real life
‘Start at the back and try to pass as many horses as you can,’ said the trainer, as we stepped…
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‘Start at the back and try to pass as many horses as you can,’ said the trainer, as we stepped…
Real life
‘Sadly, the world is filled with apathy,’ said my friend, as we looked at our sad little list of conscripts…
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‘Sadly, the world is filled with apathy,’ said my friend, as we looked at our sad little list of conscripts…
My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets
A boyfriend’s for life, not just for Christmas. It’s no good me getting myself a nice cuddly man with whom…
My part-time boyfriend and I bonded over the Tooting Honey Toilets
A boyfriend’s for life, not just for Christmas. It’s no good me getting myself a nice cuddly man with whom…
Real life
Go on, they said. Go on a date. Let your friend fix you up with a nice eligible man. Nothing…
Real life
Go on, they said. Go on a date. Let your friend fix you up with a nice eligible man. Nothing…
The sabs hate us because we’re patriotic, top-rate tax-paying, law-abiding scum
‘You lot are a disgrace! Chasing after defenceless animals on horseback!’ The bearded anti was on his mountain bike on…
The sabs hate us because we’re patriotic, top-rate tax-paying, law-abiding scum
‘You lot are a disgrace! Chasing after defenceless animals on horseback!’ The bearded anti was on his mountain bike on…
Real life
I got on a bus. Well, I wasn’t to know, was I? I just saw a bus stop by the…
Real life
I got on a bus. Well, I wasn’t to know, was I? I just saw a bus stop by the…
Real life
By the time you read this I will have delivered my long-awaited speech to the World Horse Welfare annual conference…
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By the time you read this I will have delivered my long-awaited speech to the World Horse Welfare annual conference…
Real life
A letter has arrived summoning me to parents’ evening to discuss Cydney’s progress. Yes, I am aware that Cydney is…
Real life
A letter has arrived summoning me to parents’ evening to discuss Cydney’s progress. Yes, I am aware that Cydney is…
Real life
‘This is a two Voltarol day,’ I thought, as I popped another pill and settled into the bath after Darcy’s…
Real life
‘This is a two Voltarol day,’ I thought, as I popped another pill and settled into the bath after Darcy’s…






























