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‘The new duchess will be out shortly to lecture you all about equality.’

Plebs

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I liked the way she didn’t hug me.’

Wax work

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Apparently it’s Peak Corbyn.’

Marxist

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘There’s always the Swiss option.’

Swiss option

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘OMG, we’re rich!’

We’re rich!

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m sorry kids. I don’t know how to build a meaningful Brexit.’

Lego

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Look mum — Kim Kardashian!’

Kim

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

A&E

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘The gammon’s off.’

Gammon

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’

Encounter

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’

The three bears

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’

Eyes

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

BBC ratings

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m getting smoky tones...’

Wine

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’

Sexbot

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’

Rail Fares

10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘That? Oh, I’m trying to tap into the younger generation.’

Pub

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m into identity politics.’

Me

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

Rapunzel has a bad hair day

Bad hair

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’

Lecture

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s not punk, it’s plastic pollution.’

Mermaid

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘There have been a lot of complaints about you… I need to promote you out of harm’s way.’

Office

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s safer than putting it in TSB.’

TSB

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rather warm for May.’

May

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I thought we’d blame Brexit for this bit...’

Chart

3 May 2018 1:00 pm