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‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’

Advanced

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I was present but I was not involved.’

GCSE results

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘We’re looking for someone who can turn 140 characters into 45 paragraphs.’

Interview

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Of course seats are expensive: they’re very rare.’

Rail fares

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

Marmite

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘These people ought to be locked up!’

G4S

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Well, that’s my 50 minutes of pointless channel-hopping! Want the remote?’

TV

23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘He refuses to go home until Boris is out of the news.’

Go home

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘They only got £90 million for House of Fraser...’

House prices

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s outrageous that a real space alien didn’t get the role.’

Cast

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Looks like they’re finding the discussions frustrating.’

Silly talks

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Sorry, I don’t have a spare pound today but I plan to have one by 2027.’

Sleep rough

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I prefer filtered coffee.’

Coffee

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It might look better in portrait than in landscape.’

Chart

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

Oxtail

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Now I just need to sort out the voiceover.’

Cave

16 August 2018 1:00 pm

Bench

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘He just encountered some free speech.’

Free speech

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘This is the last straw.’

Plastic

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Life before phones

Telegrams

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Boris

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘On the plus side at least it’s a bit cooler down here.’

Heat

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’

Bowl

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Just when the glass ceiling’s become a glass floor, we have to worry about upskirting.’

Upskirting

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Fancy a dip?’

Ink

9 August 2018 1:00 pm