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‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’

Dress

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

Badger

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Same again — otherwise known as Plan B.’

Plan B

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ll pay more attention to you once Brexit is over.’

Pay attention

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’

Foodie bank

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We hope there’s a shortage of petrol for bombs.’

Petrol bombs

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

List

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just a moment. I need to update my status.’

Devil

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

Blindfold

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I could do with a laugh.’

TV

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

United

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

Sign

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve renamed our science-fiction section.’

Shelf

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

Assault

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Isn’t that typical? They’ve banned wood-burning covens.’

Wood burning

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s to stop him driving.’

Seat belt

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Are you looking at my bird?’

Guns

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘You’re Brexausted.’

Health

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Yet another burning injustice.’

Wood stove

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘So, what’s Plan B?’

Cliff

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘But it’s nice pollution!’

Heat

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘See it, pay it, sorted.’

Tickets

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Brexit or Andy Murray?’

Cry

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Can’t we just go back to screaming at each other?’

Dialogue

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

MPs are receiving vicious abuse

MPs

17 January 2019 3:00 pm