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Football table

KJ Lamb 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Welcome to the indicative votes helpline. Please listen carefully to the following options and then select as many as you like.’

Helpline

Percival 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

Mother

Dredge 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Do you have to give me a bedtime Ted talk?’

Bed

Grizelda 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

Fewer

Geoff Thompson 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Are you available to take over as prime minister?’

Whelks

Nick Newman 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

Paint

Grizelda 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

Bee quiz

Robert Thompson 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Who funds you?’

Funds

Grizelda 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Sloppily presented, barely reasoned, platitudes and regurgitated non-facts — Pennington Minor, you have a future as a politician...’

School

Steve Way 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Island

Wilbur 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’

Library

KJ Lamb 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Protest

Kipper Williams 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, Speaker Bercow says something in Westminster.’

Chaos

Nick Newman 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘He was tweeting too much so I blocked him.’

Tweets

Stokoe 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Facebook

RGJ 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Waiting for Brexit

Waiting

Whittall 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s true, knife crime is getting worse.’

Stabbed

Geoff Thompson 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Fresh

KJ Lamb 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling for Brexit, and in the event of no Brexit, I’m stockpiling for Corbyn.’

Brexit

A J Singleton 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Finally we can move on to some form of consensus.’

Meeting

Grizelda 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘He’s on such great forms.’

Awards

Percival 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Death

Grizelda 14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I prefer this one.’

Cards

Jonesy 14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘For the last time, NO, I do not wish to upgrade my phone!’

Phone upgrade

Wilbur 14 March 2019 3:00 pm

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