The Spectator

‘My tax-avoidance scheme will fund my death-avoidance scheme.’

Cryogenics

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘No, that’s not a cutaway — I just had trouble getting the security tag off.’

Cutwaway

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Oedipuss

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Badger

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Wake up! You’re sleep-pushing again.’

Wheelchair

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Hey — I can hear the sea.’

Conch

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘What do you mean “what’s the problem”? You’ve got a bar in your classroom!’

Bar

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Unfaithful

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘No, I don’t have an eating disorder. The reason I’m not touching it is because you’re a lousy cook.’

Food

21 September 2013 9:00 am

‘How sweet. He used to hate seeing his grandma but now he wants to come round here all the time.’

Sherry

21 September 2013 9:00 am

Faberge

21 September 2013 9:00 am

carpet

21 September 2013 9:00 am

sales

21 September 2013 9:00 am

How to save the BBC? Privatise it

14 September 2013 9:00 am

Three years ago, our columnist and former editor Charles Moore was summoned to Hastings Magistrates’ Court to pay £807 for…

Portrait of the week

14 September 2013 9:00 am

Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, said that the British economy was ‘turning a corner’, with ‘tentative signs…

Barometer

14 September 2013 9:00 am

Trust us The National Trust opened the Big Brother House at Elstree Studios at the weekend. Some other less grand…

Letters

14 September 2013 9:00 am

Tories and Italians Sir: Roger Scruton must be laughing, or more likely crying, to hear his Meaning of Conservatism described…

Books and Arts

14 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Sorry, we’re not taking on any slaves at the moment.’

Slaves

14 September 2013 9:00 am

‘The economic outlook just gets better and better.’

Outlook

14 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Which is the correct remote for watching Downton Abbey?’

Remote

14 September 2013 9:00 am

‘I must say, I preferred 50 Shades of Grey.’

Bondage

14 September 2013 9:00 am

Snow White and the seven trolls

Trolls

14 September 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s OK for you but I’ve got nine life sentences to serve.’

Sentences

14 September 2013 9:00 am

Soup

14 September 2013 9:00 am