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Writers’ block

Block

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘These massage parlours seem to be popping up all over the place.’

Police

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I read that snakes like to live in hot environments.’

Hot

20 September 2014 9:00 am

I see you’ve gone for the distressed look.’

Distressed

20 September 2014 9:00 am

Wild

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I hope you’re not reading investment porn again.’

Investment

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘In the end, we had to put the dog down. I caught him chewing my Manolo Blahniks.’

Chewing

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’

Tribe

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’

Stonehenge

20 September 2014 9:00 am

One week to save Britain

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Next week, the most important vote in recent British history will be held. Indeed, it may well turn out to…

Portrait of the week

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Home England suddenly began to take the prospect of Scottish independence seriously after a poll of 1,084 people by YouGov…

Tories weren't quite sure about the Union 300 years ago, either

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Birth of a nation A reminder of how England and Scotland came to be one country: — Proposals had been…

From the archives

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘An apology’, from The Spectator, 12 September 1914: We are informed that a story told in a letter from a correspondent…

'Please, stay with us': the best of Spectator readers' letters to Scottish voters

13 September 2014 9:00 am

A selection of Spectator readers’ letters to Scottish voters

‘Oppy Wood, 1917, Evening’, 1918, by John Nash

Books and arts

13 September 2014 9:00 am

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‘He’s from Doctors without Borders.’

Borders

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Balmoral

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘It’ll create thousands of jobs for constitutional experts.’

Yes

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Gin

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Am I back in the Middle Ages or in the present day?’

Tardis

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I mean, for goodness sake! What is wrong with these people?’

Doc

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘But I thought he was from YOUR previous marriage.’

Previous

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Boot

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Madame Trierweiler’s book? I’m afraid we’ve just sold out.’

Book

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Tunnel

13 September 2014 9:00 am