The Spectator

Cashpoint

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’

Putin

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’

Mice

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Toll

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’

Whinge

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘He loved Starbucks.’

Starbucks

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’

Assertiveness

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Closed

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Price

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Space

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’

Barman

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’

Grass

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Google

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Stricter benefits limits shouldn't stop with immigrants

2 August 2014 9:00 am

With Ukip snapping at the Conservatives’ heels, it is not difficult to see why David Cameron has hit upon the…

Portrait of the week

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Home Britain is to halve to three months the time that EU migrants without realistic job prospects can claim benefits,…

Hold on to your umbrella, Mr Putin: what the Russians lose without British trade

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Off the shelf How do we boycott Putin? Some things we traded with Russia, by value, between March and May…

Spectator letters: Nepotism, aid and Chatsworth

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Nepotism rules Sir: Julie Burchill’s piece ‘Born to be famous’ (26 July) was very strong and as, like her, I’m…

‘Figures by a Pool’, 1972, by Keith Vaughan

Books and arts

2 August 2014 9:00 am

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Fantasy

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Internet

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘What’s happened to us? We never says LOL any more.’

Lol

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘That’s Pope Innocent X — he was framed.’

Pope

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Games

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Bankers

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’

School

2 August 2014 9:00 am