The Spectator

‘Don’t even think about going to school in that skirt — you know you’re only allowed to wear it when you go down the pub.’

School

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Bath

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Setsquare

9 November 2013 9:00 am

High-speed fail

2 November 2013 9:00 am

A year ago the electoral strategies of the two main parties seemed set. The Conservatives would stand as the party…

Now that US spy satellites have been routed, it’s back to basics when it comes to getting secrets

Portrait of the week

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Home A storm passed over England, with plenty of warning. The strongest gust, of 99mph, was recorded at Needles Old…

Which NHS staff have enjoyed the biggest salary increases? 

2 November 2013 9:00 am

What can they do? Saudi women took to the wheel in defiance of laws preventing them from driving. Some recent…

Letters

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Not fair on cops Sir: Nick Cohen (‘PCs gone mad’, 26 October) claims that the police are deliberately attacking the press…

Books and Arts

2 November 2013 9:00 am

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‘They’re much funnier on the internet’

Cats

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘My wife and I are having trouble conceiving.’

Panda

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Could you turn the fireworks up? We can still hear The X Factor.’

Fireworks

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘What’s the problem? We told you when you started that you’d have to make some sacrifices.’

Sacrifices

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Snoopy

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘How did your meeting with the lobbyists go?’

Lobbyists

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m all for HS2 if it gets Morrissey sent back to Manchester quicker.’

Morrissey

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Listening

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still end up on Twitter?’

Guru

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I wasn’t staring at you — I was staring through you!’

Staring

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Fawkes

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’

Oliver

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture.’

Death

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’

Teeth

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Drama

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’

Lions

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Eye of newt, wing of bat, hair of dog’

Witches

2 November 2013 9:00 am