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Trumpet

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Oh, you poor things! Quick, come into the cold…’

Cold

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘We need more of you on the beat.’

Police

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘We shall now sing O Come All Ye Faithful, stressing the word “all” in a sarcastic manner.’

faithful

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Look at all this Christmas stuff — there’s no room for any Easter eggs.’

Easter

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘If his winter fuel charges have gone up, I’m changing our energy supplier.’

Fuel

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘You’ll find my wish list on my website — I have prioritised the presents — can you acknowledge to timmy@...’

Website

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Prancing

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Press

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Island

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Style

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Twitter

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Michaelangelo, when I asked you to carve…’

Michelangelo

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Developer

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Huskies

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Frozen

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Departures

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Willselfie

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Police-Aus

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘I know it’s not a good time but could I have your number?’

Number

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Answers to ‘Spot the Play Title’

12 December 2013 3:00 pm

1. Cat Honour Hot Tin Roof 2. Frank Hen Stein 3. Ark A Deer 4. Hammer Day S 5. Hiss…

Answers to ‘Spot the Play Title’

12 December 2013 3:00 pm

1. Cat Honour Hot Tin Roof 2. Frank Hen Stein 3. Ark A Deer 4. Hammer Day S 5. Hiss…

George Osborne has seen the light on tax cuts. Now he needs to implement some more

7 December 2013 9:00 am

George Osborne has not been a complete disappointment as Chancellor. He has, it is depressing to note, ended up giving…

Portrait of the week

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, said that average energy bills would be brought £50 lower through government…

Barometer: Who snorts more cocaine — the rich or the poor? 

7 December 2013 9:00 am

The darkest day Several people were injured on ‘Black Friday’, a day of retail discounting imported from the US, where…