The Spectator

‘Could you turn the fireworks up? We can still hear The X Factor.’

Fireworks

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘What’s the problem? We told you when you started that you’d have to make some sacrifices.’

Sacrifices

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Snoopy

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘How did your meeting with the lobbyists go?’

Lobbyists

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m all for HS2 if it gets Morrissey sent back to Manchester quicker.’

Morrissey

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Listening

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still end up on Twitter?’

Guru

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I wasn’t staring at you — I was staring through you!’

Staring

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Fawkes

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’

Oliver

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture.’

Death

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’

Teeth

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Drama

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’

Lions

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Eye of newt, wing of bat, hair of dog’

Witches

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Pestcontrol

2 November 2013 9:00 am

How the Spectator helped blow the whistle on health tourism

26 October 2013 9:00 am

In February, an NHS surgeon came to The Spectator’s offices to discuss a piece he felt it was time to…

The Great British Rip Off

Portrait of the week

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Home The government agreed a guaranteed price for electricity that persuaded a consortium led by the French-owned EDF Energy and…

Letters to the Editor

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Ridley’s wrong Sir: In last week’s issue the former Northern Rock chairman rejoiced in the ‘good news’ that climate change…

Barometer: How is the National Theatre like Tesco? 

26 October 2013 9:00 am

National statistics Some lesser-known facts about the National Theatre: — 26 per cent of its income comes from box office…

Books and Arts

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Baking

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’

Energy

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Famine, meet wastage.’

Tesco

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Cannabis

26 October 2013 9:00 am