The Spectator

‘Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture.’

Death

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’

Teeth

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Drama

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’

Lions

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Eye of newt, wing of bat, hair of dog’

Witches

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Pestcontrol

2 November 2013 9:00 am

How the Spectator helped blow the whistle on health tourism

26 October 2013 9:00 am

In February, an NHS surgeon came to The Spectator’s offices to discuss a piece he felt it was time to…

The Great British Rip Off

Portrait of the week

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Home The government agreed a guaranteed price for electricity that persuaded a consortium led by the French-owned EDF Energy and…

Letters to the Editor

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Ridley’s wrong Sir: In last week’s issue the former Northern Rock chairman rejoiced in the ‘good news’ that climate change…

Barometer: How is the National Theatre like Tesco? 

26 October 2013 9:00 am

National statistics Some lesser-known facts about the National Theatre: — 26 per cent of its income comes from box office…

Books and Arts

26 October 2013 9:00 am

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Baking

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’

Energy

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Famine, meet wastage.’

Tesco

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Cannabis

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘You’ll have to excuse Ken, he gets argumentative when he’s sober.’

Tea

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘There’s nothing worth watching on this side either.’

Otherside

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Foodbank

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘My new boyfriend is just perfect — we find the same things depressing’

Boyfriend

26 October 2013 9:00 am

The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’

Foodbank2

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Streetview

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘...hammer, chisel, screwdriver, spanner, saw, screws, nuts, bolts...Now all I need is a job.’

Hammer

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Would you mind if I used your bathroom?’

Bathroom

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘That’s the visitor centre finished. When do we start building the actual monument?’

Stonehenge

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Next week we’re culling frackers.’

Frackers

26 October 2013 9:00 am