The Spectator

‘Were you looking for sun and relaxation or just killing people?’

Travel agent

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’

Hulahoop

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’

Phone

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Tat

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Excalibore

Bore

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’

Granny

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Greek

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Mob

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Witch

28 March 2015 9:00 am

MP

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘How are you getting on with your new 3D printer, dear?’

3d

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘We wanted them to have contemporary names — this is Omg and Lol.’

OMG

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘I had a feeling it might be a silly idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.’

Wall

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Devil

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Bore

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Phone

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘Excuse the mess — we’ve had the decorators in.’

Easter

28 March 2015 9:00 am

‘He objected to Richard III’s funeral arrangements.’

Malmsey

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Scottish Highlander backpack

Scottish backpack

28 March 2015 9:00 am

Indefensible

26 March 2015 3:00 pm

With the exception of 1983, when Michael Foot promised unilateral nuclear disarmament, defence has played little role in modern election…

Barometer

26 March 2015 3:00 pm

Service record The government is to form a design panel to improve motorway services stations. These have not always charmed…

Better off out

26 March 2015 3:00 pm

From ‘President Wilson’s Mistake’, The Spectator, 27 March 1915: The Americans have a world of their own in which to take…

Portrait of the week

26 March 2015 3:00 pm

Home David Cameron, who was cutting up lettuce in his kitchen, told James Landale of the BBC that he would not…

Migrant muddle

21 March 2015 9:00 am

For a long while, the Conservatives have been puzzled about their lack of popularity among immigrants. In theory, the Conservative…

Portrait of the week

21 March 2015 9:00 am

Home In a Budget intended to have ‘no gimmicks, no giveaways’, George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, offered pensioners…