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23 August 2014 9:00 am

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23 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Jack Sprat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no wheat, no soya, no non-organic or GM food, no non-sustainable fish, no...’

Jack

23 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Bearing in mind your little boy’s issues with sugary drinks, we recommend you enrol him in the rehab crèche.’

Rehab

23 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Don’t touch me — this isn’t the Seventies.’

Seventies

23 August 2014 9:00 am

‘It turns out you’re not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group.’

Abba

23 August 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s taken over from Famine.’

Horsemen

23 August 2014 9:00 am

Violence, fear, confusion: this is what comes into a leadership vacuum

16 August 2014 9:00 am

The old cliché that ‘nothing happens in August’ has again been brutally disproved. From the centenary of the outbreak of…

Portrait of the week

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, resisted calls for Parliament to be recalled to debate the crisis in Iraq. Philip Hammond,…

Lord Gowrie, Mark Simmonds: who had more right to complain?

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Ministerial needs Home Office minister Mark Simmonds resigned, complaining he couldn’t afford to live in London on his junior minister’s…

From the archives

16 August 2014 9:00 am

From ‘The Call to Arms’, The Spectator, 15 August 1914: At this moment it is the duty of all employers,…

‘Him’, 2001, by Maurizio Cattelan (Installation view)

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16 August 2014 9:00 am

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‘I take it this is your first literary festival.’

Festival

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘I only have to watch this programme and I put weight on!’

Bakeoff

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘They’re in some kind of feeding frenzy.’

Frenzy

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘A hundred lines, Miss? But I’ll be out of my tree!’

Lines

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Warsi

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s a prolific media commentator.’

Critic

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Ashes

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’

Wear

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Homes

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Please, relax — I’m a very qualified surgeon and Mr and Mrs Piggy have yet to make a mistake.’

Surgeon

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Butterfly

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Sorry, but trains can’t really replace welfare lines

9 August 2014 9:00 am

George Osborne proposed an attractive idea this week: that spending on state benefits should be diverted into new infrastructure in…