The Spectator

The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’

Foodbank2

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Streetview

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘...hammer, chisel, screwdriver, spanner, saw, screws, nuts, bolts...Now all I need is a job.’

Hammer

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Would you mind if I used your bathroom?’

Bathroom

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘That’s the visitor centre finished. When do we start building the actual monument?’

Stonehenge

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Next week we’re culling frackers.’

Frackers

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I’d like to have her legs and she’d like to have my breasts.’

Surgery

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Bouncers

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I think you’ve turned the clocks a tad too far back, Charles.’

Relax

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Tunnel

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Baby

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Global race? Lack of air routes means we're already on the slow boat to China

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Trade missions are almost comically pointless nowadays, as George Osborne’s visit demonstrated this week in Beijing. He is right that…

The week: Property price record; Lampedusa drownings; 'basically' banned

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Home Shares in Royal Mail, floated on the stock market at 330p, began trading at 475p. SSE, the energy supplier,…

Should 'Union Jack' just be used at sea?

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Union dispute Pedants suffered a blow as the chief vexillologist of the Flag Institute declared that the Union Jack and…

Letters

19 October 2013 9:00 am

A fat lot of good Sir: Max Pemberton is right that obesity is a terrible problem in western society (‘The…

Books and Arts

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Print

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Dog

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘The foxes round here are so urban that they go to the country at weekends.’

Foxes

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Luckily, we’ll all be wearing hi-viz jackets.’

Blackout

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Modern wardrobe malfunction

Wardrobe

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m game if you are.’

Game

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Three bills and a sample of shampoo — you’ll have to do better than this now I’m a shareholder.’

Post

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I won’t believe he’s a terrorist until he starts reading the Guardian.’

Homeland

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘...I’ve known quicker quicksands...’

Quicksand

19 October 2013 9:00 am