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Alice

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Try believing in your selfie.’

Selfie

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘What’s your problem? I got you a margherita and I got myself a Hawaiian.’

Pizza

11 January 2014 9:00 am

Solicitors

11 January 2014 9:00 am

Dorian

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Your condition was once treatable but medical science has moved on.’

Medical

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m twerking from home.’

Twerking

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You broke into my grandma’s house,ate her, then stole her identity, so I suppose I am here for some answers’

Grandma

11 January 2014 9:00 am

Brooms

11 January 2014 9:00 am

The big idea that can win the Tories the next election

4 January 2014 9:00 am

In one sense David Cameron is lucky that the Conservatives do not enter 2014 with a lead in the polls.…

Portrait of the week

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Home Six months of talks in Northern Ireland, chaired by Dr Richard Haass, a retired American diplomat, ended without resolving…

The first world war in numbers

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Centuries of conflict 2014 marks the 100th anniversary of the war which was supposed to end all wars. Has the…

Spectator letters: Defending super-heads, and how to drink your yak's milk

4 January 2014 9:00 am

In defence of super-heads Sir: I would like to defend head teachers all over the country from the assertions made…

Hangon

4 January 2014 9:00 am

legs

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘And this is how much money we’ll get if we make a complete mess of the contract.’

Contract

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Newsnight’s gone terribly downmarket.’

Paxman

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You’re forcing me to passive-give-up-smoking.’

Smoking

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Debt

4 January 2014 9:00 am

School

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You know, there may be a way to move your bizarre invention around without having to carry it.’

Invention

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you been out drinking like a middle-aged person?’

Drink

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh, go on then — you can beat to death one more hooker, but then it’s off to bed for you, young man.’

Hooker

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Looks

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You’re not going to school in that skirt, laddie.’

Laddie

4 January 2014 9:00 am