The Spectator

‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’

Mod

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’

Custody

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Evolution

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Is this the pleb gate?’

Pleb

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Dalek

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’

Tagging

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You know, I’m beginning to think the dog doesn’t like being locked up in here while we’re at work all day.’

Dog

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Bias

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘He just sits around all day creating initiatives to reduce obesity.’

Obesity

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’

Happy

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’

Receptionist

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Nil

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?’

Romeo

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Little Botox Peep and her ageing sheep

Bopeep

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Don’t even think about going to school in that skirt — you know you’re only allowed to wear it when you go down the pub.’

School

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Bath

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Setsquare

9 November 2013 9:00 am

High-speed fail

2 November 2013 9:00 am

A year ago the electoral strategies of the two main parties seemed set. The Conservatives would stand as the party…

Now that US spy satellites have been routed, it’s back to basics when it comes to getting secrets

Portrait of the week

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Home A storm passed over England, with plenty of warning. The strongest gust, of 99mph, was recorded at Needles Old…

Which NHS staff have enjoyed the biggest salary increases? 

2 November 2013 9:00 am

What can they do? Saudi women took to the wheel in defiance of laws preventing them from driving. Some recent…

Letters

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Not fair on cops Sir: Nick Cohen (‘PCs gone mad’, 26 October) claims that the police are deliberately attacking the press…

Books and Arts

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘They’re much funnier on the internet’

Cats

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘My wife and I are having trouble conceiving.’

Panda

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Could you turn the fireworks up? We can still hear The X Factor.’

Fireworks

2 November 2013 9:00 am