KJ Lamb

‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’

Dress

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

Badger

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’

Foodie bank

31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

Assault

24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘See it, pay it, sorted.’

Tickets

17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We come bearing gift receipts.’

Exchange

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Alice

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’

Bed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Product misplacement

Product

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Out

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Rich man, poor man, beggar man, person in need of a hug…’

Bowl

9 August 2018 1:00 pm

Fitbit

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Vows

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Tunnel of love

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’

Hotel Splendido

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’

Dinner

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’

Lecture

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’

NHS crisis

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

Little Bo-Peeps

Little Bo-Peep

12 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’

Transport

28 March 2018 2:00 pm