KJ Lamb

Vows

26 July 2018 1:00 pm

Tunnel of love

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’

Hotel Splendido

14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Waiter – is the fly in my soup locally sourced?’

Dinner

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’

Lecture

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’

NHS crisis

26 April 2018 1:00 pm

Little Bo-Peeps

Little Bo-Peep

12 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’

Transport

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’

Green Life

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

March hare

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

Internet

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’

Risk

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Are you aware that you can now do all of this online?’

Bank

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’

Sayings

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Gordon identifies as a person of lack-of-colour.’

Gordon

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Fares

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Snowman

11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Who’s been posting images of my porridge on Instagram?’

3 bears

4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ll call you back — I’m about to go through a tunnel.’

Tunnel

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Welcome back to all of you who haven’t gone to join IS.’

Back to school

7 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘ID?’

Lost

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’

Birds

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’

Law

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s a lovely day — I might scroll down to the shops.’

Exercise

3 August 2017 1:00 pm