KJ Lamb

‘Do I have to spell it out? Because I can’t.’

KJ Lamb 8 August 2026 9:00 am

‘You are banned for contravening our safeguarding policy.’

KJ Lamb 1 August 2026 9:00 am

‘He’s not the messiah, he’s a very northern boy.’

KJ Lamb 25 July 2026 9:00 am

Une hosepipe

KJ Lamb 18 July 2026 9:00 am

‘You call that a great fall?’

KJ Lamb 4 July 2026 9:00 am

‘I’ve redacted in order to protect identities.’

KJ Lamb 27 June 2026 9:00 am

‘He’s been sent home for politicising the egg and spoon race.’

KJ Lamb 20 June 2026 9:00 am

‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened, but leave a wobble in the lower one to show I’m in touch with my emotions.’

KJ Lamb 13 June 2026 9:00 am

Guess the name of the next PM

KJ Lamb 30 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m sorry, Marjorie – I just don’t have the headspace for this.’

KJ Lamb 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘Norman would like you to set a timetable for your departure.’

KJ Lamb 23 May 2026 9:00 am

‘This is Kevin – my personal shoplifter.’

KJ Lamb 9 May 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m worried that people won’t like me now they’re finding out about my dark side’

KJ Lamb 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Would you like a non-overtly-Christian hot bun?’

KJ Lamb 4 April 2026 9:00 am

‘So, what’s our next move?’

KJ Lamb 21 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Well everyone – Norman’s definitely a man.’

KJ Lamb 14 March 2026 9:00 am

‘How influencer-endorsed is the duck?’

KJ Lamb 21 February 2026 9:00 am

It followed her to school one day, which was not against the rules as it was her support animal

KJ Lamb 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘You’ve had work done, haven’t you?’

KJ Lamb 31 January 2026 9:00 am

The art of the meal deal

KJ Lamb 17 January 2026 9:00 am

Seashells

KJ Lamb 10 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid that the festive good cheer wasn’t sustainable.’

KJ Lamb 3 January 2026 9:00 am

‘These feelings of elf-loathing – are they affecting your work?’

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Amazon

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘And I’d vote Reform.’

KJ Lamb 13 December 2025 9:00 am

1 2 3 4 5 … 8 »

Close