KJ Lamb

‘Spare me the lecture, Rodney.’

Lecture

KJ Lamb 3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

KJ Lamb 3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’

NHS crisis

KJ Lamb 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

Little Bo-Peeps

Little Bo-Peep

KJ Lamb 12 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’

Transport

KJ Lamb 28 March 2018 2:00 pm

‘And your partner — is he locally sourced?’

Green Life

KJ Lamb 22 March 2018 3:00 pm

March hare

KJ Lamb 22 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

Internet

KJ Lamb 22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’

Risk

KJ Lamb 22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Are you aware that you can now do all of this online?’

Bank

KJ Lamb 8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’

Sayings

KJ Lamb 1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Gordon identifies as a person of lack-of-colour.’

Gordon

KJ Lamb 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Fares

KJ Lamb 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Snowman

KJ Lamb 11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Who’s been posting images of my porridge on Instagram?’

3 bears

KJ Lamb 4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ll call you back — I’m about to go through a tunnel.’

Tunnel

KJ Lamb 30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Welcome back to all of you who haven’t gone to join IS.’

Back to school

KJ Lamb 7 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘ID?’

Lost

KJ Lamb 31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’

Birds

KJ Lamb 24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’

Law

KJ Lamb 17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s a lovely day — I might scroll down to the shops.’

Exercise

KJ Lamb 3 August 2017 1:00 pm

Witches

KJ Lamb 27 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘You can’t switch it off — it’s a book.’

Book

KJ Lamb 27 July 2017 1:00 pm

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