Poor Meghan and Harry. Forget surviving wars, famines and droughts, even the ravages of the long-running Survivor television show. Are you a cancer survivor? Well, forget what you and your family had to endure, because Poor Meghan and Harry actually survived and live to tell the tale of their escape from the life of privilege and royalty of that torturous, draconian centuries-old institution the British Crown. 

Yes, after enduring that amazing royal wedding televised around the world and living the life of luxury, travelling around the world on private jets with servants to fulfill every want and whim, Poor Meghan and...