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Why Danandrewstan remains a disaster zone, in 15 words

25 October 2020

5:27 PM

25 October 2020

5:27 PM

Well, whaddya know? Danandrestan didn’t open up further today because of the latest clusterfuck involving its health bureaucracy, that group of special somethings responsible for more clusterfucks since March than seen at every orgy ever held during the 1000 years of the Roman Empire.

You could see it was coming as early as last Thursday as details emerged about the coronavirus cluster in Melbourne’s northern suburbs.

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