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Chairman Mao wiped out the sparrows, Chairman Dan will purge the ronas…

24 June 2020

6:25 PM

24 June 2020

6:25 PM

In a bold attempt to prove his worthiness and loyalty to Chinese strongman XiXi The Pooh, Chairman Daniel Andrews issued a decree earlier today announcing the lockdown of certain ethnic minorities in the capital of Danandrewstan.

Hunchback Number One denies the move is an attempt to stifle the burgeoning Uighur community.

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