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Is tomorrow’s School Strike 4 Climate still on?

14 May 2020

5:31 PM

14 May 2020

5:31 PM

Now that CNN has decided Greta Thunberg is an expert on coronavirus, we’re wondering if tomorrow’s School Stike 4 Climate is still on.

With the Violet Elizabeth Bott declared an epidemiologist as well as an expert on climate science, we trust that means the public health aspects of the strike and accompanying rallies have all been covered off on. Otherwise, we know where the dreaded second wave of the pandemic will come from.

But it might be a little difficult for the Tiny Trots to actually strike in such heartlands of leftist lunacy as Dan Andrewstan as they’re not actually at school. Will they bother to put down the Playstation 4 and get off their arses and leave their nice warm homes?


Elsewhere, will the kidz decide that there’s not much point blocking major intersections and glueing yourself to roads when there’s little or no traffic about?

And given that the Australian Education Union bigwigs have been desperate to stay away from school, they’ll presumably want to give this mass gathering a miss.

We wait with bated breath to see what will transpire.

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