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Satan: an apology

17 October 2018

8:01 PM

17 October 2018

8:01 PM

We’ve been asked to pull a post out of respect for the privacy of “a non-theistic Satanist that participates in some activism” who works as a school teacher in Anastacia Palaszczuk’s go-getting Queensland. Since she asked so nicely, how can we refuse:

We pray for all the Satanists

In muggy Brisbane town.

And if they feel anxious

We’ll pull the story down.

Goodnight, God bless and don’t forget to smear your doors with garlic, folks.

Illustration: United Pictures.

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