‘Brussels?’

Ukip

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Plenty of bubble-wrap, elves. People love to pop it…’

Bubblewrap

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Haggis

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘What do you want to watch? Fatal Attraction or Misery?’

Misery

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘A stomach pump! Just what I wanted!’

Pump

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Trumpet

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Oh, you poor things! Quick, come into the cold…’

Cold

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘We need more of you on the beat.’

Police

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘We shall now sing O Come All Ye Faithful, stressing the word “all” in a sarcastic manner.’

faithful

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Look at all this Christmas stuff — there’s no room for any Easter eggs.’

Easter

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘If his winter fuel charges have gone up, I’m changing our energy supplier.’

Fuel

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘You’ll find my wish list on my website — I have prioritised the presents — can you acknowledge to timmy@...’

Website

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Prancing

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Press

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Island

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Style

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Twitter

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘Michaelangelo, when I asked you to carve…’

Michelangelo

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Developer

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Huskies

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Frozen

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Departures

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Willselfie

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Police-Aus

14 December 2013 9:00 am

‘I know it’s not a good time but could I have your number?’

Number

14 December 2013 9:00 am