Louvre

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I do not want to appear judgmental...’

Judge

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hear you work for the government.’

Drone

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Retired hurt — by some very unkind comments.’

Trott

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Dream

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Hounddog

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Society

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Hound

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Relax — it’s ethically sourced.’

Ethical

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Looks like the tiger came to tea.’

Tiger

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘News from Marathon. But first, a look at some of today’s other top stories.’

Marathon

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Do we have to have an Old Etonian in charge?’

Etonian

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Sorry, love, but your looks have begun to fade.’

Newsreader

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You’ll either be seen by Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde.’

Emergency

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘What’s the “Steak à la Princess Royal”?’

Horsemeat

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Tat

23 November 2013 9:00 am

How to film a Kennedy 50th anniversary documentary

Kennedy

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Watch this one — he likes to hibernate around.’

Hibernate

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Support

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Can you leave, please, sir. This bar specifically caters for the sad, pathetic and lonely.’

Bar

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Bill Badger’s running for his life, What’s the reason for this strife? They think his cough is dread TB, And so from Nutwood he must flee.

Bill

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Jennie, will you please stop comparing me to your first husband?’

Bed

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Teabags

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Fancy getting the skateboards out later on?’

Skateboards

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Are you sure you want me to carry on with this, Mr Dimbleby?’

Tattoo

16 November 2013 9:00 am