‘I don’t think you’re really cut out for a career in politics.’

Pinoc

14 March 2015 9:00 am

Selfie

14 March 2015 9:00 am

‘What, another live person? Do you have any computers over there I can speak with?’

Droid

14 March 2015 9:00 am

Baby

14 March 2015 9:00 am

Debate

14 March 2015 9:00 am

‘You’re suffering from a terrible postcode.’

GP

14 March 2015 9:00 am

Flasher

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Dress

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Burka

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Jihadi wedding

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Elephants

7 March 2015 9:00 am

News

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Doom

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Wreckage

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Selfie

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Incident

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Chef

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Supermarket

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Getaway

7 March 2015 9:00 am

Robots

7 March 2015 9:00 am

‘Today’s text comes from…’

Vicar

28 February 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m calling to find out if you got my text about the email I sent regarding the letter I wrote...’

Calling

28 February 2015 9:00 am

‘So he’s @newborn123456. Does he have a hashtag?’

Hashtag

28 February 2015 9:00 am

Ethelred

28 February 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh yeah? Well, we used to walk to France for the weekend till you gang of weirdos started that messin’ about with the environment.’

France

28 February 2015 9:00 am