Wok

18 April 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s a fake.’

Fake

18 April 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ll have the cream tea – easy on the tea.’

Cream

18 April 2015 9:00 am

‘When did you last see your feet?’

Obesity

11 April 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh no — he’s being difficult again.’

Maths

11 April 2015 9:00 am

‘Or this is the election model — it features both a spin cycle and a counter-spin cycle.’

Spin

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Drunk

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Benefits

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Yo-yo

11 April 2015 9:00 am

MPs

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Judging

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Violin

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Noah

11 April 2015 9:00 am

‘When I was your age we had to make our own porn.’

Porn

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Line

11 April 2015 9:00 am

Mosquito

11 April 2015 9:00 am

‘They seemed to drink all the time in those days.’

Mad men

11 April 2015 9:00 am

‘I don’t like the look of this.’

Goliath

11 April 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s a horde of Anglo-Saxon coins.’

Coins

4 April 2015 9:00 am

Why, gentlemen, contrary to popular belief…’

Cooks

4 April 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s been in my possession ever since I mugged the little old lady queuing up with it outside.’

AR

4 April 2015 9:00 am

‘I hate it when he uses emoticons.’

Emoticons

4 April 2015 9:00 am

Stork

4 April 2015 9:00 am

Windows

4 April 2015 9:00 am

‘You forgot to put the cocks forward.’

Cock crow

4 April 2015 9:00 am