‘You don’t look old enough to be a rock star.’

Rockstar

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘We’re celebrating our first million in sales with electronic cigars and electronic champagne.’

E-cig

7 February 2015 9:00 am

Tunnel

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘The thighs follow you around the room.’

Rubens

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘Well, if you won’t make lifestyle changes, could you hurry up and die?’

NHS

7 February 2015 9:00 am

‘Great app! It shows you the pavement ahead, so you can see where you’re going.’

Pavement

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh dear! The vicar’s been radicalised.’

Vicar

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘This is on my list of places to see before you die.’

Cows

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Not now — it’s The Archers.’

Archers

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘The Greeks have a word for it.’

Greeks

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Of course, she won’t be paid as much as a male bishop.’

Bishop

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Now does anyone here speak doctor?’

Doctor

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Tickets

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘OK, I’ll do something about my snoring if you agree to sleep with your mouth closed.’

Teeth

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Can we stop being a hard-working family now?’

Hard-working

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Speech

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Postcode

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Flash

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Tie

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Saudi

31 January 2015 9:00 am

Porn

31 January 2015 9:00 am

‘This area has recently moved from being a dump to being an expensive dump.’

Gentrification

24 January 2015 9:00 am

Desert island

24 January 2015 9:00 am

NHS

24 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Under present circumstances, a handful of beans for a dairy cow seems like a bargain, Jack.’

Beans

24 January 2015 9:00 am