Real life
Real life
‘Achoo!’ was the first thing the girl sitting next to me on the plane said as I took my seat…
Real life
The mouse has been eating his way through the medicine cabinet to the extent that I am really quite frightened…
The BB wants to put my dream farm on a skip
‘Have you got your passport? Your phone? Your wallet?’ The builder boyfriend patted his pockets and told me not to…
Real life
A bay mare was standing over a foal curled up sleeping at her feet. Yawning and struggling to keep her…
Real life
The lady standing on the doorstep did not need to tell me what she thought of my house, because the…
Real life
If we cram any more doctors into our spare rooms we can put a sign outside advertising NHS accommodation. We…
Real life
After a day’s house-hunting in West Cork, I texted the builder boyfriend to say that we were too late. The…
Real life
‘Mr Mouse’s days of fine dining are over,’ said the builder boyfriend as he put the finishing touches to his…
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‘What’s Bill W. got to do with it?’ said one of the committee members to the others as they discussed…
Real life
The pony grabbed the bag of carrots and ran across the field with it in her mouth, tail in the…
Real life
The lady who walks her dog past my horses every day was obviously eager to tell me something. I have…
Real life
After they banned horses from the village green and surrounding common land, I set about trying to find out why,…
Real life
‘We don’t take cash,’ said the boy behind the counter in Pret after I tried to hand him a £5…
Real life
When we put the house on the market, my environmentally conscious neighbours disappeared on a holiday so long I asked…
My eight-year campaign to cancel my mobile phone contract
The man in the phone shop greeted me with what I presume is a look specifically designed and reserved for…
Real life
Driving through the road widening works at junction ten, I noticed a horse being ridden down a muddy passageway that…
Real life
‘No way am I having it now,’ said a friend, as she insisted on discussing the latest scare stories. And…
Real life
The nurse fixed me with a disapproving stare: ‘Why is there such a gap between these prescriptions?’ I had gone…
