Real life
Real life
‘No, I do not do WhatsApp.’ That’s pretty much all I ever seem to say to people nowadays. They ask…
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‘Cydney, we are not moving to Cobham!’ I told the spaniel in my best outraged Margot Leadbetter voice. What a…
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‘Cydney, we are not moving to Cobham!’ I told the spaniel in my best outraged Margot Leadbetter voice. What a…
Real life
Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…
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Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…
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Here is what I thought happened. I thought that as I tided my store room at the stables I put…
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Here is what I thought happened. I thought that as I tided my store room at the stables I put…
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This much I know, I never want to live in an ‘executive home’, and neither do I want to live…
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This much I know, I never want to live in an ‘executive home’, and neither do I want to live…
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Why won’t the middle classes shout at their dogs any more? My suspicion is that the bleeding heart liberals, having…
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Why won’t the middle classes shout at their dogs any more? My suspicion is that the bleeding heart liberals, having…
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Aren’t the police getting younger nowadays — and ruder, and scruffier and more intolerant of middle-class women? In other words,…
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Aren’t the police getting younger nowadays — and ruder, and scruffier and more intolerant of middle-class women? In other words,…
Real life
The doctor eyed me suspiciously as I walked into her consulting room. ‘Ye-es?’ she said, nervously, eyeing me up and…
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The doctor eyed me suspiciously as I walked into her consulting room. ‘Ye-es?’ she said, nervously, eyeing me up and…
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Foolishly, I have this wild notion that one day, if the stars align in my favour, I might be able…
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Foolishly, I have this wild notion that one day, if the stars align in my favour, I might be able…
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Andy the tech guy looked delighted when I told him I had done the stupidest thing ever. He is one…
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Andy the tech guy looked delighted when I told him I had done the stupidest thing ever. He is one…
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You can’t always get what you want. And you can never get what you want if you want a phone…
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You can’t always get what you want. And you can never get what you want if you want a phone…
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The ‘I’m Voting For Chuka’ posters in my rich neighbours’ front windows pushed me over the edge. There is nothing…
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The ‘I’m Voting For Chuka’ posters in my rich neighbours’ front windows pushed me over the edge. There is nothing…
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In the seemingly endless search for somewhere nice to live in modern Britain, where parking is not subject to martial…
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‘I suppose,’ said my dad philosophically, ‘I could always vote Green.’ ‘Oh, for goodness sake! Not you as well!’ I…
