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12 September 2015 9:00 am

Exciting news. We might be expecting. I say might because I haven’t done a pregnancy test yet. I thought about…

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10 September 2015 1:00 pm

Exciting news. We might be expecting. I say might because I haven’t done a pregnancy test yet. I thought about…

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5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘Yes, you can report it, but it’s going to take ten minutes to go through the process,’ said the oppressively…

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3 September 2015 1:00 pm

‘Yes, you can report it, but it’s going to take ten minutes to go through the process,’ said the oppressively…

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29 August 2015 9:00 am

On the basis that I might need a new boiler soon, I thought I had better sell the London flat…

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27 August 2015 1:00 pm

On the basis that I might need a new boiler soon, I thought I had better sell the London flat…

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22 August 2015 9:00 am

If anyone wants to know why the Labour party is about to elect Jeremy Corbyn as its leader then they…

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20 August 2015 1:00 pm

If anyone wants to know why the Labour party is about to elect Jeremy Corbyn as its leader then they…

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15 August 2015 9:00 am

Surely it can be no coincidence that the road by which one enters St George’s Hospital, Tooting, is called Effort…

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13 August 2015 1:00 pm

Surely it can be no coincidence that the road by which one enters St George’s Hospital, Tooting, is called Effort…

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8 August 2015 9:00 am

The vet bill has been sitting on my desk for three weeks. All vet bills are cruel and unusual but…

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6 August 2015 1:00 pm

The vet bill has been sitting on my desk for three weeks. All vet bills are cruel and unusual but…

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1 August 2015 9:00 am

‘No, I do not do WhatsApp.’ That’s pretty much all I ever seem to say to people nowadays. They ask…

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30 July 2015 1:00 pm

‘No, I do not do WhatsApp.’ That’s pretty much all I ever seem to say to people nowadays. They ask…

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25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Cydney, we are not moving to Cobham!’ I told the spaniel in my best outraged Margot Leadbetter voice. What a…

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23 July 2015 1:00 pm

‘Cydney, we are not moving to Cobham!’ I told the spaniel in my best outraged Margot Leadbetter voice. What a…

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18 July 2015 9:00 am

Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…

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16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…

St Anthony, the patron saint of lost things

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11 July 2015 9:00 am

Here is what I thought happened. I thought that as I tided my store room at the stables I put…

St Anthony, the patron saint of lost things

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9 July 2015 1:00 pm

Here is what I thought happened. I thought that as I tided my store room at the stables I put…

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4 July 2015 9:00 am

This much I know, I never want to live in an ‘executive home’, and neither do I want to live…

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2 July 2015 1:00 pm

This much I know, I never want to live in an ‘executive home’, and neither do I want to live…

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27 June 2015 9:00 am

Why won’t the middle classes shout at their dogs any more? My suspicion is that the bleeding heart liberals, having…

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25 June 2015 1:00 pm

Why won’t the middle classes shout at their dogs any more? My suspicion is that the bleeding heart liberals, having…

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20 June 2015 9:00 am

Aren’t the police getting younger nowadays — and ruder, and scruffier and more intolerant of middle-class women? In other words,…