If anyone wants to know why the Labour party is about to elect Jeremy Corbyn as its leader then they…

Surely it can be no coincidence that the road by which one enters St George’s Hospital, Tooting, is called Effort…

The vet bill has been sitting on my desk for three weeks. All vet bills are cruel and unusual but…

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Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…

Here is what I thought happened. I thought that as I tided my store room at the stables I put…

This much I know, I never want to live in an ‘executive home’, and neither do I want to live…

Why won’t the middle classes shout at their dogs any more? My suspicion is that the bleeding heart liberals, having…

Aren’t the police getting younger nowadays — and ruder, and scruffier and more intolerant of middle-class women? In other words,…

The doctor eyed me suspiciously as I walked into her consulting room. ‘Ye-es?’ she said, nervously, eyeing me up and…

Foolishly, I have this wild notion that one day, if the stars align in my favour, I might be able…

Andy the tech guy looked delighted when I told him I had done the stupidest thing ever. He is one…