Life
Want the next Mark Zuckerburg? Teach Latin!
I was disappointed to read an article in the Times about a new free school in Hammersmith being proposed by…
Battle for Britain
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Mobile phones with a touch of tweed
I wouldn’t worry much about the future of the British economy. Because I have a simple plan to make the…
Dear Mary
Q. I have a problem with what might be called location blindness. I live in Balham, but when I arrange…
The immortal memory
As a life, it was a scintillating spectrum of the human condition. There was hardship and suffering, as well as…
No justice, no peace
The chant No justice, no peace by supporters of Mark Duggan, the drug gangster shot dead by police in 2011,…
The immortal memory
As a life, it was a scintillating spectrum of the human condition. There was hardship and suffering, as well as…
Wild life
On the flight into Kinshasa, I sat next to an elderly Englishman who was pallid with fear. He revealed that…
Mobile phones with a touch of tweed
I wouldn’t worry much about the future of the British economy. Because I have a simple plan to make the…
High life
Gstaad Although no longer a regular habit, extended benders now turn me into a sort of magnetic field that picks…
Low life
So I go to the all-night house party with my rolled-up yoga mat under my arm. Nice house, middle-class crowd,…
Real life
‘Hello, I’d like my money back, please,’ I said to the nice lady on the other end of the line.…
Long life
In Dorchester during the Christmas holiday I bought a two-slice electric toaster at Currys. It was a nice little toaster…
Talking dirty
At Christmas a friend from CNN sent me the story of a US officer on a European train. Searching for…
Bridge
First up, HNY to one and all and especially my regular reader (no, not you mummy) John Hinde, who wrote…
Different paths
Daniel Johnson, Dominic Lawson and Tim Congdon all had the potential to become chess masters. However, all three chose alternative routes,…
No. 296
White to play. This position is a variation from Congdon–‘Heinsius’, online game 2014. White has a ferocious attack and now…
Culture shock?
In Competition 2829 you were invited to imagine what Philip Larkin might have made of the news that Hull has…
2144: Leonids
1D is the title of a work minus a word that is suggested by three further unclued lights. Other unclued…
to 2142: Wintry
Extra letters in clues give ‘wrapped in wild snow’, a quotation from a poem by ALEXANDER BLOK (10). Partially indicated…
Giving it all up
I’ve gone completely overboard with New Year’s Resolutions this year. I’ve sworn off three illicit substances — alcohol, chocolate and…
Dave
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Sir Viv and me
Sir Vivian Richards came to watch me play cricket the other day. That’s the sort of sentence you wait a…
Dear Mary
Q. We had our son’s fiancée and her family to stay recently. After dinner, expecting conversation, we were shocked to…
Meet the parents
Woolley Grange is a child-friendly country house hotel that seems, at first, entirely monstrous — a grey Tudor house in…

























