Life

2539: Wider

22 January 2022 9:00 am

Six unclued lights (all real words) are the names of 35/26 minus one letter. The missing letters match those that…

The turf

22 January 2022 9:00 am

There is nothing like visiting a stud early in the foaling season. As amiable mums-to-be saunter up to the paddock…

Real life

22 January 2022 9:00 am

‘Can I ask you why you don’t want a smart phone?’ said the chirpy manager, as I stood blinking in…

Low life

22 January 2022 9:00 am

Sharon told me once that the best sex she’d ever had was with Tom in the town public conveniences, bathed…

Untenable

22 January 2022 9:00 am

‘Nurse! The tenaculum!’ exclaimed my husband in the manner of James Robertson Justice playing the surgeon Sir Lancelot Spratt. I’m…

A lot of bottle

22 January 2022 9:00 am

Thirteen years ago we shared an office building with a large international bank. A common lift connected both businesses to…

The Battle for Britain

22 January 2022 9:00 am

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A multitude of queens

22 January 2022 9:00 am

Here’s a challenge which appeared in a German chess magazine in 1848: place eight white queens on an empty chessboard…

A dram for Tam

22 January 2022 9:00 am

The bleak midwinter. Actually, since I wallowed in curmudgeonly complaints about dreich days, everything has improved. Clear blue skies, pleasing…

Have I got news for you

22 January 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3232, you were invited to retell a news story from the past year in sonnet form. An…

Christmas crossword solution

22 January 2022 9:00 am

The NATIVITY (89) of the ACTOR (37) HUMPHREY BOGART (47/13), the singers ANNIE LENNOX (112/12) and IAN BOSTRIDGE (4/61), the…

Dear Mary: Your problems solved

22 January 2022 9:00 am

Q. A long-standing artist friend, whose work now commands high prices, has sent me out of the blue a present…

Sceptic shock

22 January 2022 9:00 am

I got Covid a couple of weeks ago. Second time for me, which was annoying because I’d told Caroline that…

Aussie Life

15 January 2022 9:00 am

I am writing this in Old South Wales, in the visitor suite of my mother’s assisted living facility. When I…

Aussie Language

15 January 2022 9:00 am

In his column in the Weekend Australian just before Christmas demographer Bernard Salt expressed his fear that the Australian language…

2535: Green light! Cross!

15 January 2022 9:00 am

In this pangrammatical puzzle, the unclued lights are of a kind near 21A. Ignore all accents.   Across 7 Fresh…

Puzzle no. 685

15 January 2022 9:00 am

White to play. Maxime Lagarde-Thai Dai Van Nguyen, Reykjavik 2021. Lagarde found a brilliant finish, forcing mate in just a…

Vindalism

15 January 2022 9:00 am

In Competition No. 3231, you were invited to supply an example of pretentious wine writing. Space is tight and the…

Real life

15 January 2022 9:00 am

One of the village vegans gave the bacon sandwich resting on top of the recycling bin outside my house an…

A slice above

15 January 2022 9:00 am

It is a truism that there is never enough schnitzel (‘slice’, German); or, rather, schnitzel does not get the attention…

Wild life

15 January 2022 9:00 am

Kenya Wondering what this year will bring, at dawn this morning I stood in the waves in front of our…

Alumni

15 January 2022 9:00 am

My husband is forever being sent magazines from his Oxford college inviting him to give it money. I suggest he…

Solution to 2536: At rest

15 January 2022 9:00 am

The unclued lights (3 composers, 3 artists and 3 writers) are all buried in Père Lachaise Cemetery. The name should…

Dear Mary: Your problems solved

15 January 2022 9:00 am

Q. My cleaner is industrious and trustworthy but she doesn’t have many people to talk to and evidently looks forward…

Doom-mongers can be funny too

15 January 2022 9:00 am

I wasn’t looking forward to seeing Don’t Look Up, the new satirical film on Netflix. It’s about a couple of…