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25 June 2015 1:00 pm

Ninety-two readers (thank you!) sent accounts of their worst debacles on drink or drugs. I printed out each one and…

The vicar struck the first blow. And then he told us all a joke

20 June 2015 9:00 am

Before delivering his sermon, the vicar said we must offer one another the sign of peace. He struck the first…

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18 June 2015 1:00 pm

Before delivering his sermon, the vicar said we must offer one another the sign of peace. He struck the first…

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18 June 2015 1:00 pm

Before delivering his sermon, the vicar said we must offer one another the sign of peace. He struck the first…

After the initial shock of my cancer diagnosis, I’ve never been happier

13 June 2015 9:00 am

On Sunday morning, I was kicking a football in the back garden with my grandson. I had bought him his…

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11 June 2015 1:00 pm

On Sunday morning, I was kicking a football in the back garden with my grandson. I had bought him his…

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11 June 2015 1:00 pm

On Sunday morning, I was kicking a football in the back garden with my grandson. I had bought him his…

Call myself a Low life? You lot put me to shame

6 June 2015 9:00 am

The entries are crawling in on their hands and knees for the ‘drunkest I’ve ever been’ competition to win a…

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4 June 2015 1:00 pm

The entries are crawling in on their hands and knees for the ‘drunkest I’ve ever been’ competition to win a…

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4 June 2015 1:00 pm

The entries are crawling in on their hands and knees for the ‘drunkest I’ve ever been’ competition to win a…

Outstrip Jeremy Clarke’s worst excesses and win an invitation to his Low life book launch

30 May 2015 9:00 am

On 26 June there is a party at the Spectator office at 22 Old Queen Street to launch a paperback…

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28 May 2015 1:00 pm

On 26 June there is a party at the Spectator office at 22 Old Queen Street to launch a paperback…

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28 May 2015 1:00 pm

On 26 June there is a party at the Spectator office at 22 Old Queen Street to launch a paperback…

The ant mind is right up there with the medieval one

23 May 2015 9:00 am

From somewhere in the tree canopy, a nightingale song. The virtuoso trilling and warbling, the underwater bubbling, the teetering on…

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21 May 2015 1:00 pm

From somewhere in the tree canopy, a nightingale song. The virtuoso trilling and warbling, the underwater bubbling, the teetering on…

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21 May 2015 1:00 pm

From somewhere in the tree canopy, a nightingale song. The virtuoso trilling and warbling, the underwater bubbling, the teetering on…

A tale of two cruises

16 May 2015 9:00 am

I’ve been on two cruises before: one was fun, the other misery. The misery one was a late August cruise…

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14 May 2015 1:00 pm

I’ve been on two cruises before: one was fun, the other misery. The misery one was a late August cruise…

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14 May 2015 1:00 pm

I’ve been on two cruises before: one was fun, the other misery. The misery one was a late August cruise…

We could swear and spit, strangle and shoot people

9 May 2015 9:00 am

The old fishing town faced the sea psychically as well as architecturally. Dressed as pirates, my grandson and I walked…

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7 May 2015 1:00 pm

The old fishing town faced the sea psychically as well as architecturally. Dressed as pirates, my grandson and I walked…

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7 May 2015 1:00 pm

The old fishing town faced the sea psychically as well as architecturally. Dressed as pirates, my grandson and I walked…

A fingertip symphony in a deeply rural French ladies’ hairdresser

2 May 2015 9:00 am

Two stylists work at this deeply rural French ladies’ hairdresser. Christelle is a gorgeous 17-year-old point-of-lay pullet, so lithe and…

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30 April 2015 1:00 pm

Two stylists work at this deeply rural French ladies’ hairdresser. Christelle is a gorgeous 17-year-old point-of-lay pullet, so lithe and…

What’s On in South Devon gave me three choices: functioning psychotic preacher, bingo or a poetry evening

25 April 2015 9:00 am

I’m such a constitutional lightweight lately that I’ve started looking on the website What’s On in South Devon for things…