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27 August 2015 1:00 pm

I sprinted through Milan station, speed-read the departures monitor without stopping, and arrived gasping on platform 8 with two minutes…

Low life

27 August 2015 1:00 pm

I sprinted through Milan station, speed-read the departures monitor without stopping, and arrived gasping on platform 8 with two minutes…

Watching the Persid meteor shower with Professor Brian Cox – lucky me!

22 August 2015 9:00 am

‘How many people have you slept with in your life, roughly?’ she asked. We were lying in bed in the…

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20 August 2015 1:00 pm

‘How many people have you slept with in your life, roughly?’ she asked. We were lying in bed in the…

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20 August 2015 1:00 pm

‘How many people have you slept with in your life, roughly?’ she asked. We were lying in bed in the…

Have I killed my friend’s Jack Russell? Time to check Google

15 August 2015 9:00 am

Toby goes to bed at 10 o’clock sharp every night otherwise he gets irritable. Toby sleeps on the bed always.…

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13 August 2015 1:00 pm

Toby goes to bed at 10 o’clock sharp every night otherwise he gets irritable. Toby sleeps on the bed always.…

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13 August 2015 1:00 pm

Toby goes to bed at 10 o’clock sharp every night otherwise he gets irritable. Toby sleeps on the bed always.…

When the going gets tough there’s nothing like an hour of rollicking hymn singing

8 August 2015 9:00 am

On Saturday my boy had a mini-stroke at home, aged only 26. ‘You’ll have to give up smoking and do…

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6 August 2015 1:00 pm

On Saturday my boy had a mini-stroke at home, aged only 26. ‘You’ll have to give up smoking and do…

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6 August 2015 1:00 pm

On Saturday my boy had a mini-stroke at home, aged only 26. ‘You’ll have to give up smoking and do…

My glimpse into the brotherhood of bouncers

1 August 2015 9:00 am

After Trev had mugged the mugger in the toilet we moved quickly on to another club. The Double O is…

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30 July 2015 1:00 pm

After Trev had mugged the mugger in the toilet we moved quickly on to another club. The Double O is…

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30 July 2015 1:00 pm

After Trev had mugged the mugger in the toilet we moved quickly on to another club. The Double O is…

Safety tip: don't try to steal Trev's phone

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve lost my phone,’ yells Trev. We’re in a club. He’s come charging on to the dance floor to tell…

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23 July 2015 1:00 pm

‘I’ve lost my phone,’ yells Trev. We’re in a club. He’s come charging on to the dance floor to tell…

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23 July 2015 1:00 pm

‘I’ve lost my phone,’ yells Trev. We’re in a club. He’s come charging on to the dance floor to tell…

In my opinion, Death Corner was a very safe place to stand

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Watching the daily running of the bulls through Pamplona’s narrow streets online this week has given me a wistful pang…

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16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Watching the daily running of the bulls through Pamplona’s narrow streets online this week has given me a wistful pang…

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16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Watching the daily running of the bulls through Pamplona’s narrow streets online this week has given me a wistful pang…

The chemically castrated are useless at crosswords: true or false?

11 July 2015 9:00 am

After hitting me with the cancer diagnosis, the urologist offered me the choice of a longer life in exchange for…

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9 July 2015 1:00 pm

After hitting me with the cancer diagnosis, the urologist offered me the choice of a longer life in exchange for…

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9 July 2015 1:00 pm

After hitting me with the cancer diagnosis, the urologist offered me the choice of a longer life in exchange for…

Praise, insults, posh gin – and other perils of the book launch

4 July 2015 9:00 am

Rachel Johnson, in last week’s Spectator diary, says that her husband says she only writes a book in order to…

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2 July 2015 1:00 pm

Rachel Johnson, in last week’s Spectator diary, says that her husband says she only writes a book in order to…