Low life

Low life

12 November 2015 3:00 pm

My sister has a new man in her life: Henry, 60. He lives in a gay hotel. Or rather, it…

Low life

12 November 2015 3:00 pm

My sister has a new man in her life: Henry, 60. He lives in a gay hotel. Or rather, it…

What it takes to make Exmouth rock out

7 November 2015 9:00 am

She was dying for a mad night out, she said, so where was I going to take her? I know,…

Low life

5 November 2015 3:00 pm

She was dying for a mad night out, she said, so where was I going to take her? I know,…

Low life

5 November 2015 3:00 pm

She was dying for a mad night out, she said, so where was I going to take her? I know,…

Low life

29 October 2015 3:00 pm

The fag end of October. Dark evenings. My smelly old Barbour. Chopping and splitting wood. Uncanny stillnesses. Psychedelic maple trees.…

Low life

29 October 2015 3:00 pm

The fag end of October. Dark evenings. My smelly old Barbour. Chopping and splitting wood. Uncanny stillnesses. Psychedelic maple trees.…

Autumn is the season of magic mushrooms and psychedelic maple trees

29 October 2015 9:00 am

The fag end of October. Dark evenings. My smelly old Barbour. Chopping and splitting wood. Uncanny stillnesses. Psychedelic maple trees.…

Curry and Modafinil with Winston Churchill

24 October 2015 9:00 am

The bar at the Special Forces club has the marvellous rule for newcomers that they should talk to the person…

Curry and Modafinil with Winston Churchill

22 October 2015 2:00 pm

The bar at the Special Forces club has the marvellous rule for newcomers that they should talk to the person…

Curry and Modafinil with Winston Churchill

22 October 2015 2:00 pm

The bar at the Special Forces club has the marvellous rule for newcomers that they should talk to the person…

Jesus sometimes plays a very long game

17 October 2015 8:00 am

We closed the last page of a gruesome, thrilling picture book called The Day Louis Got Eaten and said our…

Why Jesus sometimes plays a very long game

15 October 2015 2:00 pm

We closed the last page of a gruesome, thrilling picture book called The Day Louis Got Eaten and said our…

Why Jesus sometimes plays a very long game

15 October 2015 2:00 pm

We closed the last page of a gruesome, thrilling picture book called The Day Louis Got Eaten and said our…

Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

10 October 2015 9:00 am

It rained all day long last Friday in Provence, and it rained all night, and on Saturday morning it was…

Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

8 October 2015 2:00 pm

It rained all day long last Friday in Provence, and it rained all night, and on Saturday morning it was…

Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

8 October 2015 2:00 pm

It rained all day long last Friday in Provence, and it rained all night, and on Saturday morning it was…

Farewell, white ovoid exhaustion-inducing tablets; hello, West Ham’s religious revival

3 October 2015 8:00 am

Every morning for the past two years, on waking, I’ve reached out for the white plastic tub on the bedside…

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1 October 2015 1:00 pm

Every morning for the past two years, on waking, I’ve reached out for the white plastic tub on the bedside…

Low life

1 October 2015 1:00 pm

Every morning for the past two years, on waking, I’ve reached out for the white plastic tub on the bedside…

Follow my grandsons on the trail of the last bear in England

26 September 2015 8:00 am

I was looking after Oscar, my five-and-a-half-year-old grandson, for the day. We’d played football in the garden, then we’d come…

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24 September 2015 1:00 pm

I was looking after Oscar, my five-and-a-half-year-old grandson, for the day. We’d played football in the garden, then we’d come…

Low life

24 September 2015 1:00 pm

I was looking after Oscar, my five-and-a-half-year-old grandson, for the day. We’d played football in the garden, then we’d come…

Modafinil, ladies and gentlemen. Recommended.

19 September 2015 8:00 am

The staples of my daily alcohol consumption on the cruise were champagne, gin, red wine and Polish vodka. One morning…

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17 September 2015 1:00 pm

The staples of my daily alcohol consumption on the cruise were champagne, gin, red wine and Polish vodka. One morning…