Low life

Low life

4 February 2016 3:00 pm

Denis was my guide to and from the new out-of-town Lidl superstore at Salernes in Provence. I drove. The road…

Low life

4 February 2016 3:00 pm

Denis was my guide to and from the new out-of-town Lidl superstore at Salernes in Provence. I drove. The road…

Is this the real Queen? (Photo: Getty)

So the Queen's a Satanist cannibal? I’d still swear allegiance

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Roy was a superb mechanic, a methodical master of his trade. For an hour I respectfully watched him work to…

Is this the real Queen? (Photo: Getty)

Low life

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Roy was a superb mechanic, a methodical master of his trade. For an hour I respectfully watched him work to…

Is this the real Queen? (Photo: Getty)

Low life

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Roy was a superb mechanic, a methodical master of his trade. For an hour I respectfully watched him work to…

The secret life of Sir John Major

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Putting old or contaminated petrol in a car needn’t be catastrophic, but in the Golf’s case it was. With 37,000…

Low life

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

Putting old or contaminated petrol in a car needn’t be catastrophic, but in the Golf’s case it was. With 37,000…

Low life

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

Putting old or contaminated petrol in a car needn’t be catastrophic, but in the Golf’s case it was. With 37,000…

My six-year-old grandson got Grand Theft Auto, certificate 18, for Christmas

16 January 2016 9:00 am

I was at home in Devon for the month of December. My sister was also there and her tyrannical, wildly…

Low life

14 January 2016 3:00 pm

I was at home in Devon for the month of December. My sister was also there and her tyrannical, wildly…

Low life

14 January 2016 3:00 pm

I was at home in Devon for the month of December. My sister was also there and her tyrannical, wildly…

The palpable tragedy of New Year’s Eve in A&E

9 January 2016 9:00 am

The new year was two hours young. My boy and I were side by side on a row of three…

Low life

7 January 2016 3:00 pm

The new year was two hours young. My boy and I were side by side on a row of three…

Low life

7 January 2016 3:00 pm

The new year was two hours young. My boy and I were side by side on a row of three…

My 2015 pharmacopoeia: ecstasy, decapepyl, abiraterone, tamsulosin, cocaine...

2 January 2016 9:00 am

For me, last year started with an appalling whitey outside a pub after swallowing a second ecstasy tablet because I…

Low life

31 December 2015 3:00 pm

For me, last year started with an appalling whitey outside a pub after swallowing a second ecstasy tablet because I…

Low life

31 December 2015 3:00 pm

For me, last year started with an appalling whitey outside a pub after swallowing a second ecstasy tablet because I…

She was Ariadne to my Theseus

12 December 2015 9:00 am

My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their…

She was Ariadne to my Theseus

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their…

She was Ariadne to my Theseus

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their…

A paean to a typewriter

5 December 2015 9:00 am

My favourite YouTube video clip this week shows a chap sitting at a desk typing. All you can see of…

Low life

3 December 2015 3:00 pm

My favourite YouTube video clip this week shows a chap sitting at a desk typing. All you can see of…

Low life

3 December 2015 3:00 pm

My favourite YouTube video clip this week shows a chap sitting at a desk typing. All you can see of…

Caption: Who is Mary Magdalene exactly?

The GP charged around to my side of the table and roved her hand all over my pubic area

28 November 2015 9:00 am

On Friday morning I was peeing razor blades so I rang up the doctor and was given an appointment after…

Caption: Who is Mary Magdalene exactly?

The GP charged around to my side of the table and roved her hand all over my pubic area

26 November 2015 3:00 pm

On Friday morning I was peeing razor blades so I rang up the doctor and was given an appointment after…