Low life

Low life

23 March 2016 3:00 pm

I shared a taxi from Cheltenham station to the house party in an outlying village with a stripper. Finding a…

Trev leans over to me: ‘Jägers?’ he says. ‘Pope?’ I say.

19 March 2016 9:00 am

I walk into the King Bill at eight o’clock and the usual young Friday-night crowd is in and the spirit…

Low life

17 March 2016 3:00 pm

I walk into the King Bill at eight o’clock and the usual young Friday-night crowd is in and the spirit…

Low life

17 March 2016 3:00 pm

I walk into the King Bill at eight o’clock and the usual young Friday-night crowd is in and the spirit…

The poetic power of Patrick Hamilton's pubs

12 March 2016 9:00 am

Nice airport was more or less deserted. Two-and-a-half hours early for the easyJet flight to Gatwick, I had a leisurely…

Low life

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

Nice airport was more or less deserted. Two-and-a-half hours early for the easyJet flight to Gatwick, I had a leisurely…

Low life

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

Nice airport was more or less deserted. Two-and-a-half hours early for the easyJet flight to Gatwick, I had a leisurely…

A gastronomic moron’s view of a legendary French brasserie

5 March 2016 9:00 am

Before we left for Sunday lunch at the Les Deux Garçons restaurant, Aix-en-Provence, I checked the reviews on Tripadvisor. I’m…

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3 March 2016 3:00 pm

Before we left for Sunday lunch at the Les Deux Garçons restaurant, Aix-en-Provence, I checked the reviews on Tripadvisor. I’m…

Low life

3 March 2016 3:00 pm

Before we left for Sunday lunch at the Les Deux Garçons restaurant, Aix-en-Provence, I checked the reviews on Tripadvisor. I’m…

The upside of cancer

27 February 2016 9:00 am

I was diagnosed with prostate cancer with metastases in April 2013. It was a bit of a shock, but when…

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25 February 2016 3:00 pm

I was diagnosed with prostate cancer with metastases in April 2013. It was a bit of a shock, but when…

Low life

25 February 2016 3:00 pm

I was diagnosed with prostate cancer with metastases in April 2013. It was a bit of a shock, but when…

My afternoon with the French Foreign Legion

20 February 2016 9:00 am

In the Foreign Legion’s Museum of Memory at Aubagne, near Marseilles, I examined the kit, weapons and uniforms from the…

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18 February 2016 3:00 pm

In the Foreign Legion’s Museum of Memory at Aubagne, near Marseilles, I examined the kit, weapons and uniforms from the…

Low life

18 February 2016 3:00 pm

In the Foreign Legion’s Museum of Memory at Aubagne, near Marseilles, I examined the kit, weapons and uniforms from the…

Exit, pursued by drunk polar bear

13 February 2016 9:00 am

The hotel reception was lit by three gloomy low-wattage light bulbs. It should have been six but the management was…

Low life

11 February 2016 3:00 pm

The hotel reception was lit by three gloomy low-wattage light bulbs. It should have been six but the management was…

Low life

11 February 2016 3:00 pm

The hotel reception was lit by three gloomy low-wattage light bulbs. It should have been six but the management was…

Even a Cambridge-educated spook couldn't make me believe in ghosts

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Denis was my guide to and from the new out-of-town Lidl superstore at Salernes in Provence. I drove. The road…

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4 February 2016 3:00 pm

Denis was my guide to and from the new out-of-town Lidl superstore at Salernes in Provence. I drove. The road…

Low life

4 February 2016 3:00 pm

Denis was my guide to and from the new out-of-town Lidl superstore at Salernes in Provence. I drove. The road…

Is this the real Queen? (Photo: Getty)

So the Queen's a Satanist cannibal? I’d still swear allegiance

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Roy was a superb mechanic, a methodical master of his trade. For an hour I respectfully watched him work to…

Is this the real Queen? (Photo: Getty)

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28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Roy was a superb mechanic, a methodical master of his trade. For an hour I respectfully watched him work to…

Is this the real Queen? (Photo: Getty)

Low life

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Roy was a superb mechanic, a methodical master of his trade. For an hour I respectfully watched him work to…