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Caption: Who is Mary Magdalene exactly?

The GP charged around to my side of the table and roved her hand all over my pubic area

26 November 2015 3:00 pm

On Friday morning I was peeing razor blades so I rang up the doctor and was given an appointment after…

All hail to the Stig’s mum’s Seat Ibiza TDI Sport

21 November 2015 9:00 am

The car: a ’06 rosso red Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport, bought three weeks ago from a man who had…

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19 November 2015 3:00 pm

The car: a ’06 rosso red Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport, bought three weeks ago from a man who had…

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19 November 2015 3:00 pm

The car: a ’06 rosso red Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport, bought three weeks ago from a man who had…

‘I’m a racist. My sister’s a racist. We’re all racists here’

14 November 2015 9:00 am

My sister has a new man in her life: Henry, 60. He lives in a gay hotel. Or rather, it…

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12 November 2015 3:00 pm

My sister has a new man in her life: Henry, 60. He lives in a gay hotel. Or rather, it…

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12 November 2015 3:00 pm

My sister has a new man in her life: Henry, 60. He lives in a gay hotel. Or rather, it…

What it takes to make Exmouth rock out

7 November 2015 9:00 am

She was dying for a mad night out, she said, so where was I going to take her? I know,…

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5 November 2015 3:00 pm

She was dying for a mad night out, she said, so where was I going to take her? I know,…

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5 November 2015 3:00 pm

She was dying for a mad night out, she said, so where was I going to take her? I know,…

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29 October 2015 3:00 pm

The fag end of October. Dark evenings. My smelly old Barbour. Chopping and splitting wood. Uncanny stillnesses. Psychedelic maple trees.…

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29 October 2015 3:00 pm

The fag end of October. Dark evenings. My smelly old Barbour. Chopping and splitting wood. Uncanny stillnesses. Psychedelic maple trees.…

Autumn is the season of magic mushrooms and psychedelic maple trees

29 October 2015 9:00 am

The fag end of October. Dark evenings. My smelly old Barbour. Chopping and splitting wood. Uncanny stillnesses. Psychedelic maple trees.…

Curry and Modafinil with Winston Churchill

24 October 2015 9:00 am

The bar at the Special Forces club has the marvellous rule for newcomers that they should talk to the person…

Curry and Modafinil with Winston Churchill

22 October 2015 2:00 pm

The bar at the Special Forces club has the marvellous rule for newcomers that they should talk to the person…

Curry and Modafinil with Winston Churchill

22 October 2015 2:00 pm

The bar at the Special Forces club has the marvellous rule for newcomers that they should talk to the person…

Jesus sometimes plays a very long game

17 October 2015 8:00 am

We closed the last page of a gruesome, thrilling picture book called The Day Louis Got Eaten and said our…

Why Jesus sometimes plays a very long game

15 October 2015 2:00 pm

We closed the last page of a gruesome, thrilling picture book called The Day Louis Got Eaten and said our…

Why Jesus sometimes plays a very long game

15 October 2015 2:00 pm

We closed the last page of a gruesome, thrilling picture book called The Day Louis Got Eaten and said our…

Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

10 October 2015 9:00 am

It rained all day long last Friday in Provence, and it rained all night, and on Saturday morning it was…

Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

8 October 2015 2:00 pm

It rained all day long last Friday in Provence, and it rained all night, and on Saturday morning it was…

Happiness is a chainsaw and a maul in the rain and the mud

8 October 2015 2:00 pm

It rained all day long last Friday in Provence, and it rained all night, and on Saturday morning it was…

Farewell, white ovoid exhaustion-inducing tablets; hello, West Ham’s religious revival

3 October 2015 8:00 am

Every morning for the past two years, on waking, I’ve reached out for the white plastic tub on the bedside…

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1 October 2015 1:00 pm

Every morning for the past two years, on waking, I’ve reached out for the white plastic tub on the bedside…

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1 October 2015 1:00 pm

Every morning for the past two years, on waking, I’ve reached out for the white plastic tub on the bedside…