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The secret life of Sir John Major
Putting old or contaminated petrol in a car needn’t be catastrophic, but in the Golf’s case it was. With 37,000…
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Putting old or contaminated petrol in a car needn’t be catastrophic, but in the Golf’s case it was. With 37,000…
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Putting old or contaminated petrol in a car needn’t be catastrophic, but in the Golf’s case it was. With 37,000…
My six-year-old grandson got Grand Theft Auto, certificate 18, for Christmas
I was at home in Devon for the month of December. My sister was also there and her tyrannical, wildly…
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I was at home in Devon for the month of December. My sister was also there and her tyrannical, wildly…
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I was at home in Devon for the month of December. My sister was also there and her tyrannical, wildly…
The palpable tragedy of New Year’s Eve in A&E
The new year was two hours young. My boy and I were side by side on a row of three…
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The new year was two hours young. My boy and I were side by side on a row of three…
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The new year was two hours young. My boy and I were side by side on a row of three…
My 2015 pharmacopoeia: ecstasy, decapepyl, abiraterone, tamsulosin, cocaine...
For me, last year started with an appalling whitey outside a pub after swallowing a second ecstasy tablet because I…
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For me, last year started with an appalling whitey outside a pub after swallowing a second ecstasy tablet because I…
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For me, last year started with an appalling whitey outside a pub after swallowing a second ecstasy tablet because I…
She was Ariadne to my Theseus
My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their…
She was Ariadne to my Theseus
My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their…
She was Ariadne to my Theseus
My contempt for vaping deepened as vaping contraptions became more ostentatious and people started hanging them from lanyards around their…
A paean to a typewriter
My favourite YouTube video clip this week shows a chap sitting at a desk typing. All you can see of…
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My favourite YouTube video clip this week shows a chap sitting at a desk typing. All you can see of…
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My favourite YouTube video clip this week shows a chap sitting at a desk typing. All you can see of…
The GP charged around to my side of the table and roved her hand all over my pubic area
On Friday morning I was peeing razor blades so I rang up the doctor and was given an appointment after…
The GP charged around to my side of the table and roved her hand all over my pubic area
On Friday morning I was peeing razor blades so I rang up the doctor and was given an appointment after…
The GP charged around to my side of the table and roved her hand all over my pubic area
On Friday morning I was peeing razor blades so I rang up the doctor and was given an appointment after…
All hail to the Stig’s mum’s Seat Ibiza TDI Sport
The car: a ’06 rosso red Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport, bought three weeks ago from a man who had…
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The car: a ’06 rosso red Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport, bought three weeks ago from a man who had…
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The car: a ’06 rosso red Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport, bought three weeks ago from a man who had…
‘I’m a racist. My sister’s a racist. We’re all racists here’
My sister has a new man in her life: Henry, 60. He lives in a gay hotel. Or rather, it…
