Low life

Jeremy Clarke in France: A couple of formidables, dinner with bucketfuls of rosé, dancing, cognac with sugar cubes and a delightful romance

24 August 2013 9:00 am

Golly my testicles are shrinking fast. At this rate by Christmas they’ll be down to the size of garden peas.…

Jeremy Clarke’s joy at a two-speed oscilating fan in la chaleur TGV

17 August 2013 9:00 am

Hotel Trepaner, St Raphael, French Riviera: I have read all ten reviews on this site. The overall rating (given by…

His first night out in three weeks and Jeremy Clarke failed to pull

3 August 2013 9:00 am

I haven’t been out for three weeks and I’m up for a big night. To prove it I’m wearing my…

Jeremy Clarke: Despite the rioting and suicides, there’s nowhere quite like Dartmoor

27 July 2013 9:00 am

‘How was your journey?’ I said. In summer, the place next door is let to visitors on a weekly basis.…

Jeremy Clarke: I don't want to lose my grandsons

20 July 2013 9:00 am

We were watching Top Gear. I was sitting on a wobbly fold-up chair at a rickety garden table in a…

I didn't want to talk about my cancer. But then I got to the party...

13 July 2013 9:00 am

Searching the web for information about the enigmatic Bilderberg group, I came across a website called Who Controls America? It’s…

Jeremy Clarke: 'Can you part your cheeks a bit?’ I did so. There was a stunned silence

6 July 2013 9:00 am

Sir Francis Drake died of dysentery while attacking the town of San Juan in Puerto Rico. He was buried at…