Low life

Low life

16 June 2016 1:00 pm

Michel is one of those Frenchmen one encounters now and again whose shining saintliness is beyond rational understanding. This great…

Low life

16 June 2016 1:00 pm

Michel is one of those Frenchmen one encounters now and again whose shining saintliness is beyond rational understanding. This great…

Low life

9 June 2016 1:00 pm

Showered and shaved and wearing a stiff new Paul Smith candy-stripe shirt, I took an Uber to the party. I…

Low life

9 June 2016 1:00 pm

Showered and shaved and wearing a stiff new Paul Smith candy-stripe shirt, I took an Uber to the party. I…

Zopiclone: drug of choice for monkeys and the French

4 June 2016 9:00 am

Hours before boarding the cross-Channel car ferry, I received a text message from the company warning of severe fuel shortages…

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2 June 2016 1:00 pm

Hours before boarding the cross-Channel car ferry, I received a text message from the company warning of severe fuel shortages…

Low life

2 June 2016 1:00 pm

Hours before boarding the cross-Channel car ferry, I received a text message from the company warning of severe fuel shortages…

My manhood is hanging in the balance

28 May 2016 9:00 am

We cleared the kitchen table for a game of pick-up sticks. Remember them? Thirty long, thin bamboo sticks, their differing…

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26 May 2016 1:00 pm

We cleared the kitchen table for a game of pick-up sticks. Remember them? Thirty long, thin bamboo sticks, their differing…

Low life

26 May 2016 1:00 pm

We cleared the kitchen table for a game of pick-up sticks. Remember them? Thirty long, thin bamboo sticks, their differing…

The French gym where kissing before a workout is mandatory

21 May 2016 9:00 am

A fresh start in a new gym in a foreign country. The serious young gym attendant didn’t speak a word…

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19 May 2016 1:00 pm

A fresh start in a new gym in a foreign country. The serious young gym attendant didn’t speak a word…

Low life

19 May 2016 1:00 pm

A fresh start in a new gym in a foreign country. The serious young gym attendant didn’t speak a word…

The members of White’s fall into two categories: shits and bores

14 May 2016 9:00 am

On Sunday we were invited for lunch at Chez Bruno, an unbelievably posh restaurant in the south of France. At…

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12 May 2016 1:00 pm

On Sunday we were invited for lunch at Chez Bruno, an unbelievably posh restaurant in the south of France. At…

Low life

12 May 2016 1:00 pm

On Sunday we were invited for lunch at Chez Bruno, an unbelievably posh restaurant in the south of France. At…

French labour laws should come with a health warning

7 May 2016 9:00 am

The tourist information office of the small French country town looked closed. Peering between the posters on the window glass,…

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5 May 2016 1:00 pm

The tourist information office of the small French country town looked closed. Peering between the posters on the window glass,…

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5 May 2016 1:00 pm

The tourist information office of the small French country town looked closed. Peering between the posters on the window glass,…

My old columns are a form of purgatory

30 April 2016 9:00 am

I drank Bombay gin and Fever-Tree tonic on the half-empty easyJet flight to Gatwick. I was even offered ice cubes.…

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28 April 2016 1:00 pm

I drank Bombay gin and Fever-Tree tonic on the half-empty easyJet flight to Gatwick. I was even offered ice cubes.…

Low life

28 April 2016 1:00 pm

I drank Bombay gin and Fever-Tree tonic on the half-empty easyJet flight to Gatwick. I was even offered ice cubes.…

My life in West Ham matches

23 April 2016 9:00 am

What consolation in life can Arthur and I find after that defeat at the hands of Manchester United in the…

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21 April 2016 1:00 pm

What consolation in life can Arthur and I find after that defeat at the hands of Manchester United in the…

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21 April 2016 1:00 pm

What consolation in life can Arthur and I find after that defeat at the hands of Manchester United in the…