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Low life

Exit, pursued by drunk polar bear

The highlight of the Cologne carnival was a wrestling match between a pair of drunk Italians dressed as polar bears

13 February 2016

9:00 AM

13 February 2016

9:00 AM

The hotel reception was lit by three gloomy low-wattage light bulbs. It should have been six but the management was economising. The hotel’s nod to the city carnival was a single balloon strung from one of the empty bulb holders. I let my backpack drop from my shoulders and checked in.

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