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Woman

15 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘A final request? Can I check my phone one last time?’

Phone

15 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve invited my parents over to make them feel guilty.’

Renting

15 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Is that Mike Pompeo’s welcome or leaving card?’

Good luck

15 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘He had a pretty good run.’

Roger

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘We’ve got you off your stabilisers — next performance-enhancing drugs.’

Drugs

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘I can’t keep up with how out of date I am.’

Up to date

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

Bannister

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

Toys r us

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

Seafood

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘So Mr Bond, we’ve been expecting you.’

Pizza

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Nice to see the kids out playing in the snow.’

Snow

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Was the lecture cancelled due to snow or snowflakes?’

Snowflakes

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘This isn’t vague enough’

Speech

8 March 2018 3:00 pm

Triggers

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

Snowman App

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Your father’s opted out of a dignified retirement.’

Snore

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘Great news! We’ll no longer be the byword for spineless European U-turns.’

Italian Army

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘They’re easier to come by than chickens.’

KFP

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

Teacher training

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

Oscars

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged.’

Relate

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’

Manners

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘He does a lot of work for charity, but doesn’t like to talk about it…’

Charity

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Today’s reading is the parable of the fully vetted Samaritan.’

Samaritan

22 February 2018 3:00 pm