Nick Newman

We’ve spent a fortune

Nick Newman 30 August 2025 4:00 am

When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country

Nick Newman 23 August 2025 9:09 am

Ten shillings

Nick Newman 16 August 2025 9:00 am

Eyeliner

Nick Newman 16 August 2025 9:00 am

Enjoy the sewage

Nick Newman 9 August 2025 9:00 am

I’m going on holiday

Nick Newman 26 July 2025 9:00 am

We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats

Nick Newman 19 July 2025 9:00 am

If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh

Nick Newman 19 July 2025 9:00 am

The sight of a politician

Nick Newman 12 July 2025 9:00 am

Maybe there’s hope for the Tory party

Nick Newman 12 July 2025 9:00 am

Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl

Nick Newman 5 July 2025 9:00 am

Oh no!

Nick Newman 5 July 2025 9:00 am

I hope to win

Nick Newman 28 June 2025 9:00 am

If it’s world war three

Nick Newman 21 June 2025 9:00 am

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If the magic money tree can make a comeback…

Nick Newman 14 June 2025 9:00 am

Not Nigel Farage

Nick Newman 7 June 2025 9:00 am

Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation

Nick Newman 31 May 2025 9:00 am

I take photos of my fat jab

Nick Newman 24 May 2025 9:00 am

Stopped the boats

Nick Newman 24 May 2025 9:00 am

I tried following Nigel Farage and now I’m hooked

Nick Newman 17 May 2025 9:00 am

Will there ever be peace between David and Brooklyn Beckham?

Nick Newman 17 May 2025 9:00 am

Nobody leaves the room

Nick Newman 3 May 2025 9:00 am

No sugar

Nick Newman 19 April 2025 9:00 am

Tariffs or chlorinated chicken?

Nick Newman 12 April 2025 9:00 am

Rare, medium or Tesla?

Nick Newman 5 April 2025 9:00 am

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