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Queueing behind a young woman in the supermarket I became fascinated by the items she had placed on the conveyor…
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‘They’re going to have to stop cows,’ said my mother, looking doubtfully down at her plate as we tucked into…
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‘Ukraine Family – Welcome You,’ said the ungrammatical sign at the entrance to the car park of our favourite West…
‘We need to start the road to rejoin’
Gina Miller on Brexit, farmers and her ambitious plans for Epsom
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‘We’re renegades now. We’re outlaws. Bandits.’ This was my assessment as the builder boyfriend pulled up outside the house in…
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‘I can’t go through this again!’ I groaned, as I lay in bed encased in icepacks, one on my eyes…
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We were about to exchange contracts when I got a call from the estate agent to tell me that another…
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‘What a worry the Ulez must be for you both,’ said a friend with a nod to the pick-up truck…
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‘Come on, let’s get a move on with filling in all the forms and we could have this done and…
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As I slapped a rude note on a car parked outside my house, I realised that nature was taking its…
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Having loaded the last sack of working dog food in Surrey into my car, I slammed the trolley back into…
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As I sat down to dinner in a lovely old country pub my reservation was cancelled by my iPhone, which…
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‘You certainly gave us a run for our money,’ said the village elder, serving us with what appeared to be…
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When I received an email from the Co-op telling me they had made a mistake with my car insurance, and…
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‘Do you want me to put my dog on the lead?’ shouted the woman on her phone, as she came…
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‘Achoo!’ was the first thing the girl sitting next to me on the plane said as I took my seat…
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The mouse has been eating his way through the medicine cabinet to the extent that I am really quite frightened…
The BB wants to put my dream farm on a skip
‘Have you got your passport? Your phone? Your wallet?’ The builder boyfriend patted his pockets and told me not to…
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A bay mare was standing over a foal curled up sleeping at her feet. Yawning and struggling to keep her…
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The lady standing on the doorstep did not need to tell me what she thought of my house, because the…
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If we cram any more doctors into our spare rooms we can put a sign outside advertising NHS accommodation. We…
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After a day’s house-hunting in West Cork, I texted the builder boyfriend to say that we were too late. The…
