The Greens: if you don’t go commando a child in Africa will die. Or something
My parents used to encourage me to eat my vegetables because “there are children starving in Africa”, as if my…
“You get the politicians you deserve” has never been more insulting
Hundreds of New South Wales families are being evacuated from flooded homes. Meanwhile, our political advisors are busy jerking off…
There’s no racism at Basketball Australia? Well never mind, all is not lost
A Human Rights Commission report into racism within Basketball Australia, released at the weekend, is a solution in search of…
I, myself and me: an apology
With the way things are going, I wonder if we might start issuing apologies before we get cancelled. You know,…
How singer Sam Smith cancelled himself
In a classic case of unintended consequences, non-binary singer Sam Smith will find himself neither here nor there when awards…
Can a $50 note identify as a $100 bill?
If you were to believe everything you read in the mainstream press, the greatest threat we face is from the…
Thorns among the roses: Dave Sharma’s International Women’s Day debacle
Liberal politician Dave Sharma handed out pink flowers on International Women’s Day, sending all the petals on Twitter into a…
The ABC wants to redefine ‘paedophilia’ for the sake of sensitivity?
The problem with so-called Progressives is that the very term they use to describe themselves begs a question that they…
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John? Sorry, but there’s only one gospel – the Gospel According to Dan
Those who accuse the Victorian Government of trying to remove religion from the public square with their so-called gay conversion…
Banned: sweet singing in the choir
The Sunday before last I went to the basketball where the courtside announcer encouraged us to chant “defence, defence” as…
The World Economic Forum: ‘lockdowns are improving cities around the world’
The World Economic Forum — an economic think tank that thinks it’s great that everything is closed — announced today…
Madonna: over the borderline
Madonna, terrified of dying from the plague, has taken the vaccine. And no, we are not talking about Covid-19. The…
The Australian Open booing: Daniel Andrews’ Ceausescu moment?
That barrage of boos echoing around Rod Laver Arena last night was the sound of propaganda meeting reality. Tennis Australia…
Melbourne, the most lockdownable city in the world
Drongo alert: this piece may contain traces of satire. None of the quotes are accurate and, if they are, they’ve…
What Saint Valentine and Margaret Court have in common
The same people who revile Margaret Court will today celebrate Valentine’s Day, without even a hint of irony. Few will…
How the left can’t let Trump die – while wishing death upon him
US media continues to be gripped by Trump derangement syndrome with Thursday’s New York Times breathlessly reporting a non-story about…
Eddie McGuire: only a fool feeds the woke beast and thinks it will not devour him
Collingwood Football Club President Eddie McGuire played the woke game for years but he could not outrun it. Yesterday he…
The UN decrees ‘There’s no wrong way to be a woman”
It’s not for nothing that the United Nations entity for women is called UN Women. They do, after all, spend…
Wokespeak: a pocket guide
With the ascendency of Joe Biden and the rise of Leftism around the Western world, it is vital that every…
St George Illawarra tried to boost their premiership hopes recruiting Unapproved Opinions? Shocking!
I can’t wait for the NRL season to begin so I can watch my favourite opinions run out on the…
Eddie McGuire tried to smoke an exploding cigar. Why is he surprised at what happened?
The Collingwood Football Club is like the man who ordered an exploding cigar and then smoked the exploding cigar only…
The great Kiwi kowtow
News item: New Zealand Trade Minister advises Australia to show China more “respect”. New Zealand has offered to teach Australia…
Who are you calling racist?
So it turns out that six men ejected from the third cricket test in Sydney for racist conduct weren’t racist…
Time to make our gongs truly Australian: the Great Bloke, the Grouse Sheila and more
Outstanding Australians are honoured at this time every year in recognition of their contribution to our country. The problem is…
ACB or ABC? Cricket Australia’s woke arrogance
The same cricketers who intend to snub Australia Day at home want priority receiving the Covid vaccine so they can…
