‘If you don’t want to be kicked in the head, don’t put your head under a jackboot. It’s not only selfish, it’s stupid.’
Drongo alert: what follows is satire. Victorian strongman Daniel Andrews yesterday dismissed anger over the state’s harsh lockdown as a…
Do you want to know what’s truly “disgusting and demeaning”, Ms Palaszczuk
Few people could know what it’s like to be bullied by the Prime Minister of Australia. But I imagine it’s…
Victoria Police, RUOK?
Victoria Police – not content with their heavy handed enforcement of Covid-19 restrictions – are now trolling the public on…
It’s almost as if the Academy focus-grouped how to make the public hate the Oscars more
I will continue to not watch the Academy Awards after it was announced this week that inclusion, rather than artistic…
The UN declares: the biggest coronavirus issue is… men
What do you think has most alarmed United Nations General Secretary Antonia Guterres about the Covid-19 pandemic? Has he been…
Poor old Daniel Andrews. He’s also had his life ruined by the Victorian Premier
Daniel Andrews revealed at the weekend that he has not seen his mother since Christmas and so is in the…
Tony Abbott: skills and experience still count for something – just
Wanted: Envoy to advise Government on trade and to promote opportunities for the United Kingdom in emerging markets post-Brexit. The…
Oh Dan, I have sinned against you…
ITEM: The Australian, September 3, 2020 The arrest of a pregnant anti-lockdown protester, which was live-streamed on social media, has…
Bette Midler: the malicious model of a modern ‘progressive’
Hollywood legend Bette Midler has become the embodiment of everything she professes to hate. The actress who has spent the…
Farewell to the no-go logo
The Morrison Government is moving to eradicate a new Australia logo that bears an uncanny resemblance to the Coronavirus just…
How global Wuhaning led to Greta’s goodbye
World leaders stole her childhood and now coronavirus has stolen her crisis. So there’s nothing left for activist Greta Thunberg…
The decrees of Dan Andrews, deciphered.
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews must be shocked to find not everyone is happy with his desire to continue to devastate…
Lockdown or lectures from leftist luvvies? It’s hard to tell what’s worse
Not content with locking citizens in their homes and destroying their livelihoods, the Victorian Government has now employed television’s most…
Labor: the party of the workers – or the woke?
Labor might need to split into two separate parties if it is to represent workers as well as inner-city poodle…
Forget coronavirus. The ABC wants to know if you’re suffering from “climate grief”
“Climate grief” is overwhelming many Australians who now suffer from “eco-despair” because of global warming, the ABC has warned. The…
“My name is Karen, I’m from Queensland and I’m here to help…”
Former prime minister Karen Rudd will lead a new government agency to approve cartoons before they go to print. Mr…
Fair suck of the sauce bottle, Kev. That’s not racist
Is Kevin Rudd really stupid, as he expects us to believe? Or is he just a rank opportunist who manipulates…
Finally, systemic racism in the maternity ward has been brought to public attention
Last Ship, Nightflyers and Queen & Slim star Jodie Turner-Smith gave birth at home rather than in a hospital because…
Jim’s Mowing, ABC moaning
If you continue to work – even safely – during the Victorian lockdown you are irresponsible, according to ABC journalists…
When you view all of life through the prism of offence, you’ll find offence in every fridge in the supermarket
The Indigenous activist who forced Coon Cheese out of Australian fridges now wants Paul’s to stop producing “Smarter White Milk”…
Why didn’t we leave the cheese alone – and tackle violence and sexual abuse in Indigenous communities instead?
I’ve managed to go through my whole not so short life without ever associating the name of Coon Cheese with…
MasterChef is deeply, deeply racist. Apparently…
Next time an Asian makes the final of MasterChef, I’m turning the TV off. If my team – by which…
Dear ABC: are fraud allegations less serious if the victim is white?
See if you can finish the following sentence. Guy Sebastian is one of Australia’s most talented and highest-profile …. Did…
Cartoon lives matter
Hollywood animators were thrown into chaos last week when white actors said they would no longer voice coloured characters. Actors…
Do the mob toppling statues expect their own monuments?
It is only a matter of time before someone pulls down a statue of Mother Teresa because she was silent…
