James Macpherson

Eddie McGuire tried to smoke an exploding cigar. Why is he surprised at what happened?

2 February 2021 3:45 pm

The Collingwood Football Club is like the man who ordered an exploding cigar and then smoked the exploding cigar only…

The great Kiwi kowtow

30 January 2021 12:03 pm

News item: New Zealand Trade Minister advises Australia to show China more “respect”. New Zealand has offered to teach Australia…

Who are you calling racist?

28 January 2021 6:35 pm

So it turns out that six men ejected from the third cricket test in Sydney for racist conduct weren’t racist…

Time to make our gongs truly Australian: the Great Bloke, the Grouse Sheila and more

26 January 2021 1:31 pm

Outstanding Australians are honoured at this time every year in recognition of their contribution to our country. The problem is…

ACB or ABC? Cricket Australia’s woke arrogance

25 January 2021 1:18 pm

The same cricketers who intend to snub Australia Day at home want priority receiving the Covid vaccine so they can…

She Who Must Not Be Named

23 January 2021 7:00 am

Australia’s greatest tennis player turned Christian minister is vilified every January for daring to hold a traditional view of marriage…

Still not cheered by the change from Coon – and now there’s a Scrabble scuffle brewing

15 January 2021 12:26 pm

Every parent knows that if you give in to your toddler’s temper tantrums, you will receive as your reward even…

No penises in the pool? Puh-lease!

13 January 2021 12:48 pm

For almost one hundred years, Sydney women have been able to bathe at Coogee’s ladies-only pool, free from the prying…

We have banned hate speech. Now we must ban hate votes

10 January 2021 5:00 am

Drongo alert: this piece may contain traces of satire and irony. We have banned hate speech in order to protect…

Hillsong Church is to blame for absolutely everything

5 January 2021 3:00 pm

Forget coronavirus, the Chinese Communist Party and Climate Change: the greatest threat to Australia is Hillsong Church. If you believe…

Three decades on and John Hewson is still getting it wrong

3 January 2021 6:32 pm

Australia’s most illiberal former Liberal leader John Hewson wants governments to begin randomly testing people for coronavirus. “Is it too…

Once upon a time we had a plebiscite to change the national anthem – and try telling the Premiers we are ‘one and free’

1 January 2021 4:41 pm

Australians all awoke today to discover that we are “one and free”. Yes. Just like that. Even despite the best…

Merry Christmas corona chaos from the Premiers

22 December 2020 5:45 pm

State Premiers have rushed to support New South Wales in a show of national unity as authorities battle to control…

So now we can’t even talk transgender issues?

15 December 2020 1:09 pm

Question: How many trans activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: The same number that it takes to…

Tim Smith’s gender confusion

8 December 2020 5:01 pm

Policians are finding it hard to think straight when it comes to gay conversion laws. Take Victorian Liberal MP Tim…

The Greens: we want to change the world, so let’s first get stoned

4 December 2020 4:56 pm

I hate to admit it, but there seems little point trying to hide the obvious. We’re losing the war on…

Their ABC presents: Jimmy Barnes, the China expert of the Largs Piers Hotel

3 December 2020 7:30 pm

Jimmy Barnes is better known for his screaming than for his expertise on foreign affairs which, of course, makes him…

Daniel Andrews abortion doublethink

2 December 2020 8:05 pm

Cognitive dissonance, thy name is Victoria. How else to explain a state in which the miscarriage of a wanted baby…

The Greens: the seasons are now Autumn, Winter, Spring and Climate Change

30 November 2020 12:06 pm

The Greens are blaming their political opponents for summer. Of course, summer happens around this time in Australia every year.…

Dictator Dan is still mad on muzzles

29 November 2020 11:59 am

Daniel Andrews has celebrated zero cases of coronavirus and a month of no community transmissions by mask-shaming long-suffering Victorians. “Good…

Where’s the diversity at the ABC when it’s only white people talking left wing dross?

27 November 2020 3:39 pm

Former Race Discrimination Commissioner Tim Soutphommasane yesterday slammed the ABC for using too many white-skinned Leftists to present its news…

It’s an evil copout claiming domestic violence in Aboriginal communities comes from colonisation

25 November 2020 4:56 pm

When a black man hits a black woman it’s a white man’s fault, according to Diversity Council Australia. The Council,…

Mourning the non-existent transexual murder epidemic

24 November 2020 5:00 am

Imagine a funeral where mourners stand grieving around an empty coffin. Those gathered for the service are inconsolable. That there…

How LGBTQI does a member of the LBGTQI community need to be?

19 November 2020 4:37 pm

How LGBTQI does a member of the LBGTQI community need to be? Packed to the Rafters star Hugh Sheridan will…

Cricket Australia talks balls

17 November 2020 1:00 pm

Australian cricketers proudly announced yesterday that they will begin every game this summer with a barefoot circle ceremony that will…